Over the edge, I'm just breathless.
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Cheez and Sleaze
You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having. Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet. Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.

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Nicole Chan
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2 Grace 08
3 Purity 09
Prolly 4 Purity too:D
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
The Worst Thing Ever!
DEAR BLOGGER.

I HATE MY LIFE, WHY DOES THE WORST THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I AM AROUND?!
I WAS PLAYING WITH SHIYING WITH AN APPLE.
WHEN I LIKE DECIDED TO THROW THE APPLE TO HER (OR AT HER, WITHOUT THINKING)
AND MY AIMING SUCKS AND THEREFORE
!!!!!!!!!

IT HIT RACHEL'S HEAD.

OMG. I WANTED TO DIEEEEE.
IT MUST HAVE HURT! OMGGGGGGG.
BUT SO EMBARRASSING OK.

LUCKY NOTHING SERIOUS HAPPEN. LUCKY QIXUAN V HEALTHY EAT ALMOST HALF OF THE APPLE FIRST.


WITH MUCH LOVE,
ME.

Monday, July 27, 2009
The Adventures of the Five Stones
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the cute bao!

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the real deal!

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We changed the bag for her. Hmph. Must use no matter what >:/ :D

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Yesterday was Denise's birthday, so we celebrated today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GORGEOUS,

I HOPED YOUR BIRTHDAY WISH WAS FOR OUR ETERNAL LOVE.

(or else)


We planned quite hard okay! Even though it doesn't look like it.

Qixuan was traumatized by the pizza man.

And Shiying must plan to go toilet to distract you!


You know right. Before we got Denise's present, We were discussing what colour bag to get.

"She likes pink meh!!!"

"YEAHH SHE DOES I THINK!"

So we got the back.

Then the plan was Qixuan carry the bag to school to school so Denise will think it's her bag.


When Qixuan came, everyone was waiting to see Denise's reaction.

(Walks past Denise v slowly)

(Denise doesn't see)

"EH HAHAHAHA QIXUAN GOT NEW BAG EH!"

Denise: (looks) Hur? Oh mmmmm.

(Do maths)


Then we went toilet tgh and i asked.

"Heh so you think Qx's bag nice?"

"NO SO UGLY."


BUT IT'S HER BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

WALAO, I KNEW IT WAS A BAD BAD IDEA :(

But anw, we still gave her the "ugly" but adorable bag anw! :D


Plan #2!

her birthday cake was a charshaobao with a candle!

AHAHHAHA SO CUTE RIGHT!


Everyone walked past and commented,

"Omg so cheapskate!"

:(


quote shiying, "myob!>:/"


Hahaha so anw, we got her pizzazzz.

Well i enjoyed today much:)

Friday, July 24, 2009
Hi.

I want to read your mind.
I WANT to bloody read your head.
My thermometer can't do it.
I want to purge your soul of everything.

Stop twirling with MY FIRE
and keeping me in the dark.
:(


!!!

love,
Hitler



Let me make this mine,
I'll ignite for you.

History is getting to me.
Life is a red cherry.

Friday, July 17, 2009
I'm talking to YOU, tubby!

We just finished lit test today, hope i do well, studied quite hard! (For like 3.5 hours mugged totally yesterday!)

Note: Soooo yayyy Marie is so nice to accompany me to get burger for bro and risk dad getting angry! :D you're the besssst! heh!

So after school, qixuan and i rushed thru informal letter writing, enlisting the help of wonderful marie halfway who inserted words like "eclectic" into our description of food!
I'M SO IMPRESSED, BABY.

SO YEAHHH, then we were on our way to catch
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
I love harry potter, it was like the book that introduced me to reading.

We ate at Yoshinoya,
(beef bowl yummzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
Xh was teaching marie how to eat it with style.
._.

hahhaha.
The movie got me bored at some parts.
but like it's HARRY POTTER!
(squeals!)
so it's cool anyways.
The Ron Weasley and Lavender part is so funny!
Laughed a lot. And Lijuan screamed at one part.
2 rows turned to stare.

Ginny kisses Harry for like 2 seconds?
I'd rather have more of the love story side.
(Nicole, just go watch a p0rno.)
NO I'D NEVER !!!
(must change 'o' to '0' so that perverts won't google p***o and get linked here!)

I sat next to Lijuan and we were furiously discussing the movie.
In hushed tones i swear!

AND OUT OF THE BLUE,

SOME POPCORN THINGY BRUSHED ACROSS MY FACE.

omg. (killer instinct aroused.)

And i tell you it's not your sweet and salty popcorn.
It's that seed thing!
Damn hard, can kill people if you magnify 10X.
Like the one you accidentally eat and
spit out.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IT BRUSHED THE SURFACE OF MY SKIN.
FACIAL SKIN.

Irately, i turned back to give him/her/they a "WANT.TO.FIGHT.AH" look.
But alas, the theatre was dark and my face was nothing but a silhouette.
And my narrowed eyes, deeply-etched frown and upturn lips were just undulating pits defining the silhouette.

and i got a glimpse of who that bloody asshole was.

Some tall malay guy prolly like:
Twice my height.
Twice my muscle mass.
Twice as fierce.

Thus,
I was thankful that theaters were dark.
Thankful that he threw a popcorn.
Thankful that it wasn't the coke cup.

&
contented to just complain to lijuan, xinhoon and marie instead of TRASHING IT OUT with him.

omg, nobody will wanna risk disfiguration for a popcorn right?????
Unless you're like Lijuan.
That stupid lousy girlfriend gave me a popcorn and asked me to throw back.
Then i told her to help me throw so like

(cough disfigure you not me cough)

CAN AVENGE ME?

You know i think someone dared him to throw the popcorn thru the hole btw Lijuan and I.
His aiming was the worst thing ever and that is why it hit me.
you reckon?!

i don't look v. qianbian what.
Why would someone throw a popcorn at me!
(ego pops)
Must be aiming at B.O girl (marie!)
Must be.
:(

The seats are so far from one another, i can't talk to marie without having the whole theatre throw popcorn at me.

Reduced to smsing to communicate, quite effective to extent because (!!! excited)
They can't throw popcorn at me now cus i blinded them with the phone light.

IN YOUR FAT FACE YOU POPCORN JERK.
I HOPE YOU LIKE DIED FROM MY REVENGE OF THE PHONE LIGHT.

HEY! Y'KNW.
I shouted at someone in the theatre before.
she was listening to her ipod during the movie,
so she was talking damn loudly cus she can't hear herself.
then she talked for like 5mins.
The whole theatre was damn irritated.
And she sat near me.
Plucking up every ounce of courage, i went
"Shut up la!"

then her brother looked at me and went,
"you then shut up la"
:(
Then my stupid brother don't know how to say
"Why you call my zhair zhair to shut up! You jerk, let's take it outside yo!"

He went to tell my mum and severed all ties with me!

EXCUSE ME? I THOUGHT I JUST HELPED LIKE THE WHOLE THEATRE BY SACRIFICING MYSELF?!?!!?

and he was like so small that his voice was still squeaky.
damn you tweety.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009
I am utterly annoyed!
MY DAD TOOK MY PHONE AWAY!

:(

Saturday, July 11, 2009
I GOT THE IPHONEE3G S! Finally got rid of express music phone mmm.
MY DADDY LOVES MEMEMEME! ( pc has virus again, so short post, hard to bloody type on phone ) the launch yesterday was so crazy, my dad queued like 8 hours. Since when was he so savvy anw. But goood yay. Ok bye!

Friday, July 3, 2009
I miss 2007
I was just looking thru my archives and sharing with marie how much i miss 07.
I think sec one is gonna be the bomb of secondary school.
It's wasn't ever the same again last year or this year!

Not that this year not good, just not the same.
I am so glad i'm still friends with my recess buddiesss after like 2 and a half years?

I still remember how Marie and I would sit and at the back of class and get scolded everyday by miss chan wm.

Then there was this time we tried to take a picture of mrs kwan thru the acrylic bowl we made in d and t during english. Then the camera made this crrrrrrgk! sound and mrs kwan shouted across the glass.

NICOLE AND MARIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING COMPARING GLASS BOWLS!!!

HAHHAA, i swear we got the fright of our life!

That was the innocent time of our life la, it was the time when lijuan's blog could have major hits cus of some gossssisp! And when her url was : www.ahappiegerrgerr.blogspot.com
and she would ask what we're talking about every day cus she has never heard that word in her life!

Miss chan made me write a reflection for not singing the national anthem too. I wrote until damn long and emotional ok. I remember hahah.

This was why i was scolded! It's cus Xinhoon was beside me and she was singing offkey damn loud!
HAHHAHA.
Everyone was giggling la.
that xh is oblivious blisssss.

Neubronner was in our class too, and her cases of abuse were rampant.
To the extent that marie and i talked like this on msn:

NICOLE:
haha! omg you stupid birdbrain.
MARIE:
you called me what!?!?!? *does neubronner arm twist!*
NICOLE:
HURH. *does neubronner body slam!*

and we can do this for hours because
there weren't really any exams.

AND BEST OF ALL,
WE NEVER QUARRELLED MUCH.
Everyday was happy!

I want to go back in time and be like that all over again!

Thursday, July 2, 2009
Omg.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANWENNNNNNNNNN :)
PICS NEXT TIME.
HAHA QUITE FUN BIRTHDAY TODAY ^^
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Recently i had indigestion.
and i burp like crazy.
there is too much acid or smth.
and i am taking some alkaline medication to neutralize it?

The food is just like stuck down there.
Maybe i ate too much?

but i always eat that much.
Omggggg, i am going to die.

THEN I GOOGLED:

"BURPING A LOT".

IF I DIE, YOU KNOW WHY.
ACCORDING TO GOOGLE.
IT IS.

1. enzyme production
2. stomach acid problems
3. excessive fermentation

I don't bloody know what it means.

But roughly, number 1 means i don't have enought enzymes.

Bloody bile... lipase... er, (omg i cant rmb alr) enzyme cause me to die such a horrid and unglamourous death?????????????

want to die also must die like Michael J right?!?!?!

Ok anw, 2 is i drank too much water and it diluted the acid so my stomach produce more acid and omg i got excess acid and i am gonna die.

I really don't get what 3 means.

I DON'T WANNA DIE :(

Omg these lines are the ultimate:

List of burping symdroms:
- IBS (wtf?)
- "Why do people with cancer burp constantly. My mother, who died of cancer (ovarian) and my brother, who I am currently taking care of (lung, liver and now brain cancer) "

- The earliest symptoms of stomach cancer are often acidity and burping.

SO I HAVE STOMACH, LUNG, LIVER AND NOW BRAIN CANCER.

WHY GOD, WHY!

Ok, I am going to see doctor now.
Byebye.

P.S: I went to the doctor's (some H1N1 one) on monday. The doctor checked me and said nothing was wrong.

then why is the bloody medicine not working?

EVERYBODY BETTER TREAT ME BETTER STARTING FROM JULY THE THIRD.
(RALLY CALL)