Well, so verb says hello.

At around 5.45 every trng, throwers would have back massage:D cute right. EH HEH HEH. Later on, you'll see the train in front of jiaen die cus her massage is damn lousy and all she wanna do is chen ji and molest ppl :D

THAT GIRL SO DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT CUS I WAS TOUCHING HER.
you know i actually really hate sitting on the floor. 

The best players are at the top of the table, i kinda zoomed in from where i was sitting so it would look closer to the top. Where i truly belong you know.

See my granny's face so full of joyyyyyyy :D

THE PRINCESS AND HER OGRES. 



We were gonna watch slumdog. It was NC16 but still. 

"4 tickets for Slumdog M."

"ok, 5 rows from front is it ok?"

"yup"

"IC please."

(pause)

"er, we forgot to bring"

"EZ link?"

(omg, i am going to get arrested)

"um, ok sorry nevermind."

(Hurriedly walks away while avoiding stares.)

So embarrassing ok! Must be that marie thingy. so small >:/ and that xh. so flat. 

and that lijuan. look so guilty cus i think she was damn scared her mum finds out then beat her uppp (???)

And i forgot to mention, while we were on the super long bus ride, the bus jerked and marie flew all the way to the front. you know that standing space? YEAH, SHE JUST FLEW.

THIS POST HAS A TITLE. 

It started as a normal day...

Had to go home today (by bus!) since my mum would be busy. 

Therefore, begged Jane to come with me. So we went to the bus stop opposite the school at ave 2 there. And waited and waited... 

I then told jane i felt like drinking bubble tea. So cus the bus took so long, we decided to go hub and get it! And therefore we crossed back to the bus stop on the school's side. Just then the stupid bus decided to come. 

So.

We waited again.

See! UGGGHHH. 

When we reached hub, my mum called to tell me not to go home myself and since it's peak hour and the bus will be grossly packed, I should just wait for her there. Obviously i readily agreed. 

& jane went home and i called yanyi to come to hub to spend time with me.

(stupid thief that stole her wallet)

I waited at the 269 bus place and was alertly looking for a seat. My bag that consisted on one student diary and calculator were killing my feet.

I saw one. And i smsed jane. 

"I hate the stupid woman la. I'm like damn tired then that woman don't let me sit. Let her handbag sit."

Eyed her with distaste before scouting for other seats. Finally found a seat!!

After i sat down, I kind of felt the seat violently shaking and saw that i was sitting next to this old man who had some serious convulsions. He was blind so that kind of evoked sympathy in me and so i could tolerate the shaking a little.

Then he started scratching himself so hard that i almost felt the itch. 

As yanyi took damn long to come, i had ample time to watch from the corner of my eye to see him progress from one finger scratch to three finger scratch to both hands scratching simultaneously. I'm not exaggerating! 

I'm not done with my observations. The worst thing was he started letting loose monotonous chanting/ groaning sounds.

This time i felt kind of erm, scared. I was thinking if i should migrate but my legs and ren qing wouldn't let me. So mean to leave :( So i jian chi-ed xia qu. 

I decided to sms jane to pass time! 

"I'm sitting next to a man who keeps scratching. Omg, damn scary. [as in what if it is contagious???????? kind of scary] On my other side got this student who was staring at this chiobu k. Haha!" 

Jane comforted me by telling me he won't want to look at me and some other stuff. (whatever!)

Descriptions of him continued. 

I was in the middle of typing , "Like possessed like that. Omg but maybe he is ill- "

I was damn scared it it might be contagious. When he scratched, there was the kind of long nails scratching on thin skin kind of sound. eeekkksssss, milder version of nails on a blackboard. 

I was feeling quite guilty about talking about him but at the same time, genuinely disturbed, so i was typing slowly, thinking how to phrase it in a "will not grate on your conscience way"  then SUDDENLY!!!!!!!

bear in mind that i thought he was contagious somewhere, thought his murmurings disturbing, and was a teensy-bit afraid of sitting within such close proximity ( to the extent that i could hear the almost zero decibel mumbling so distinctly! )

So my first reaction was drop my phone and scream. (not really scream actually, but more like gasping so loudly that i threw my hands up and loud enough so that people turned to stare at me)

He was apparently taken aback by my reaction and profusely apologized. "sorry sorry sorry sorry did i scare you sorry sorry sorry!" 

I was feeling guilty about smsing about him and him deciding to talk to me was... how to say...

Like if someone were to catch your with your hands in the cookie jar.

The tsunami of guilt from my extreme paranoia plus the inevitable mean streak in me popped my last bubble of humanity before spewing it into the back into the air "like confetti" (quote miss praba) 

I took it with shaking hands, still recovering from the shock.

Took it out, fumbled a bit with the plaster and upon seeing that he could not possibly put the plaster on himself, i helped him! He asked me to put another plaster on top on the original one.

?????

I suddenly remembered watching a show where the girl told the boy to put 2 salon pas thingy on top of each other as only then will the thing have a double effect. Retarded.

But i suppose his reason is erm, not that retarded. It might be so that it will stick longer? 

Then i took his plaster waste and threw it away, thinking "it's not contagious 'cus the toilet is damn far away." 

But it's not la. I'm ok now. 

( not as bad as Xh's TB HAHA)

The man asked me who i was waiting for.

"Friend"

"guy or lady?"

(awkward pause)

"lady"

"where you live?"

(hmmmmmm.)

"yck"

"sorry ah. just now scare you."

"oh nevermind"

Weird right! But i don't think he has evil intentions la. Just wanted to be nice cus i helped him plaster his finger.

:)

Plus 3 for Karma.