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Cheez and Sleaze
You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having.
Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet.
Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.
Nicole Chan
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| Thursday, September 27, 2007  CANTEEEEN!  (...) (???) HAHA.  i like cartoonising, knw. LOVELOVE. FAVOURITE PEOPLE:)  taken by cab with new phone. barfy and flower.  free period. amd i whipped out my phone in front of teacher!  she wanted a man. But there were no men in school:0  waiting in Q for curry rice! HEEHEE.  barfy is my new sitting partner! (SHUPER STRONG, LIKES TO SMACK, LIKES TO TAKE PHOTOS) [ PARTNER RATING: 1/20] {still loved!} Maths review didn't go so well. Shall not think about it. Worry for life later. My phone is fiinally repaired! PHOTOS! hoon and marie recently french exams. so i have came up with a new kissing method. TILT CHIN UP, FLY KISS LEFT. TILT CHIN RIGHT. FLY KISS RIGHT. THERE ARE LOTS OF FREE THINGS AVILABLE NOW. FREEE NEUBRONNER HAIR AVAILABLE FOR GOOD LUCK. LONG AND CURLY. GOOD QUALITY. JUST GRAB AND YANK. Saturday, September 22, 2007 while everyone is talking bout GORErilla(MENG), i choose not to because i have found her equal.MISS M. home-eco teacher. she forms impressions too fast.FIRST LESSON: after maths, me went toilet, so had to run to HE room. was late. was scrutinized and could see impression forming in her eyes. during lesson, kept getting looked at and assumed to be not listening. SECOND LESSON: went toilet. came back to get books. CLASS LOCKED. went round to borrow keys. cant open. went HE 10mins late. was scrutinized and impression harden. no books, was in class. "where are your books?" "in class, [tells whole story] ""then where is pencil case and paper?"[puzzled look]"in class?"[realisation dawns on ugly fugly face]conclusion: was assumed to be lying. but she is too stupid to ask where pencil case was.also, mr tay came to find whole class and called 7 people(i think) for not yet handing in some worksheet.when mr tay called name, could feel glare on me that lasted. i am not subjected to such prejudice. it is freaking unfair. THIRD LESSON: got books, pencil case, foolscap, and controlled not going toilet. went in asked, then went toilet.miss m kept staring at me during lesson. assuming i was not listening. [smiles innocently every time she looks] [was sure to let hatred show on face] mr tay came to find Deborah, after he left, miss m said something about she is forming on impression..blah blah. eyes landed on me, some other ppl and deborah. after her boring lesson and in mind cursing she would get stricked by some form of lightning, we had grp work. wanted to go toilet. not my fault, had to !#$$%@%! ok whatever. so as she walked into room, asked" may i go to the toilet" voice sounded more polite than i wanted it to be. "ok."ran out.miss m scolded me for going toilet without asking her in front of class when i was not there. came back, f-ing bitch signalled for me to come to her with some look on her face. smirking? "where did you go""um, toilet?" [made sure the tone "siao arh" was comprehendable]"you did not ask permission!" was ready to launch attack on me.[cuts in] [irritated voice, trying to stay calm]" I DID! when you were inside that room, i asked may i go to the toilet and you said yes!"[realisation dawns on ****ing face] "i didn't hear" [does bitch walk and trying to hold modesty and walks away] leaves me throwing insults after her.such a bitch. Friday, September 14, 2007 baaaaaack!have not blog for very very long. am very sure fellow blog supporters are really happy am back. haha! i just like using am suddenly, its like cool! anyways, i made this connection chart with cabrini. we linked lots of people!EXAMPLE.track-susan lim-clement tan-alan ho-mr yeo-JOLYNE TAN-boobs-double D-mrs kwan-new jersey-george bush-ang mo guyssusan lim<---- lijuan----> xxxcant remember but it was very very big. WE LINKED THE WHOLE WORLD! *some details sensored on wrong connections in the world*then during recess, HAHA, guess who got hypered up cus of some random sightseeing.so anyways, were talking about what if a "crazy" person comes and kill you, AND IT WOULD BE SO SAD CUS YOU DONT HAVE A WILL CUS YOU DONT EXPECT TO DIE. i have decided to plan out my will.NICOLE CHAN JING WEN'S WILL IN CASE OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.1. woman's monthly needs------ MARIE TAN 2. pinafores---------------------THE SCHOOL3. photos of myself--------------LINLIJUAN4. leg hair-----------------------LINLIJUAN5. my very black hair-----------MARIE TAN6. my heart---------------------NINGXUAN (AHAHA)7. specs-------------------------er. 8. my barbie dolls---------------MARCUS9. my diary---------------------throw away10. my hands-------------------HOONIE11. nude baby photos-----------MOIRA LOH12. bra-------------------------NEUBRONNER13. 2 years of newspaper-------MARIE TAN14. record of me singing marikita-HOONIE15. my maths book-------------ERINA TAN16. vulgar songs---------------- @#$^&#$!@17. safety charm for hps--------MARY18. conty(container)------------JANE KOH19.tennis ball-------------------JOLYNE TAN20. porno vid-------------------MOIRA LOH21. my fengshui book-----------ERINA TAN22. story books! those..---------erh, susan lim23. pencils and art stuff---------CABBIE24. my conncetion chart--------CABBIE25. 10 ways on why you are beautiful-THIOJIAEN26. abs-------------------------BARFY27. plastic toothpick--------8 inches (!) 28. blessings-----------------NICOLE YUE and her broken heart29. 8 inch banana-----------NICOLEYUEthe rest shall go to charity.EXCLUSIVE!!****LIJUAN'S WILL(planned by me)1. darling portfolio-------museum2. k calculator-----------sister3. k survey--------------commonwealth4. k compo with snake---valary5. k shoe----------------poor tsunami kids6. k doodlings-----------art of the century7. k analysis-------------boyfriendMARIETAN's will1. songs in hp----------------MEXINHOONIE1. her funny face ability-MEMOIRA LOH1. her body--------------B.B*2. her pictures----------B.B3. her clothes-----------B.B* no touching/FONDLING/air kissing/looking * Tuesday, September 11, 2007 i think my chinese improve very the good:) blogger is in chinese and i think i know how to read them now! HELLO TERM FOUR, you ARE a new start to listening in class time and get A1 for eveything! AND you "blessed" me with a damn hardworking, loves notes, loves copying down everything, loves homework, loves teaching, loves praise ERINA TAN MAY XIN. was soooo close to being able to sit in front of juan and marie. miss chan didnt mention anything about it at first when she was lookin round the class. i was happpy! then she moved me and erina front. so much for choose out own seats! so people are 2 rows behind and have taken interest in throwing paper balls at me then laughing and being mad about how i didnt feel it. and moira was thrown ALL THE WAYY to the other side of the class and nicole yue to the front. im taking my break-ups hard:( erina loves summarising and rewriting and scolding me for not doing the same. Oh, but she is smart. not complaining. i am SURROUNDED MY FUTURE BUSINESS WOMEN. in front of me is the JOANNA!(with this briefcase and stright back)to the erina side is christine! i cannot understand her math equation speech when she was explaining.to my right, right is bronnieee. hmm. (on a chair with huge office ordering people around) (or scolding her workers and calling them "STUPID LAH") extra-ordinary people.new english teacher is a lil weird. descriptive writing was fun! laughed and laughed.LETS ALL CONGRAGULATE LIINLIJUAN ON HER AWESOME ANDF OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE!goggoogo babyy! eeven miiss chan wei meng is behiind you with the descriptive writing book!lib photos were fun.marie's horny link wink and lick was not :0
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