STUPID UGLY ENQIII AH.
She was doing the name 20 people and what would do if who date who.
Then.
14] Who is (2) favourite singer / band ?#2 – nicolechan pretty
how i know. Her taste so weird la!

EXCUSE ME!?!?!?!?

LOL, STUPID LAR.

23] Have you ever seen (2) naked ?#2 - Nicolechan pretty
Ee so pretty, biantai also dont want see. HAHA.

EEEEEEYYYYYY, YOU DON'T KNOW MY MEI LI CAN! AND LIKE I WANNA SHOW YOU. NEED TO PAY OKAY. CALL 9641 ----/ OFFERS SPECIAL SERVICES.

spot spot eye candy!

The story-telling thing was quite interesting.
No one could bring me to yck sec, so i had to bus there.
AHHHHH, hate taking the bus:(
Had to wake at 6.30.
Had to walk all the way out to b-stop.
Had to wait damn long for bus.
Have to remember which bus to go on. (which i didn't)
And got lost.
So i just went around asking random people.
And i dropped too early.
So i had to walk.
which was super duper far.
Don't know how far i walked.

Finally got to yck ss. YESSSSSS!
Went inside room to find it's not only our school.
with PH, mayflower, orchid park, yckss and maybe some others.

Saw super duper cute MG.
HAHHAHAHHAA:)
but anw.

So was grouped up, with 4 girls and one Kenji guy.
half jap, only brain thing in the group.
Learnt some funny motion stuff.
ahha.

Watched VEGAS MOVIE! like finally-
with yanyi and [ y (hunnn bunnn) ]
Was late for cca, like 20mins late.
but no one noticed.
hehhe, hohoho.

AND AHHHHH I LOST WEIGHT!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- . 30!
compared to
--. 75!!

HEHHEHEHHAHAAAAHOHOOHOHO!

marie's in nus now.
haunted,
TALKING ABOUT HER,
SMS FROM MARIE NOW!

"Rose! I got into Poetry Slam for the workshop thing and christine is in drama and rachel and carissa are in art! So! I'm! A! Loner! Stuck with my drama seniors cause I'm the only sec1 st nicks girl! Arh!"

MARIE JUST CALLED HERSELF " THE ONLY SEC1"
SHE'S WHAT, BEHIND TIME 1 YEAR.
OH GOD.
SOMEONE HELP HER.

Xinhoon must be enjoying herself with China men now, i tell you.
Or women.

Hunnybunny's having lunch reservations with ME, on tue. wed. thurs. ( if i can make it)
HUNNY'S NOT FREE for YOUUUUUU!>:/
wo deeee!:D

AND I GOT MY PICTURES INTO A THUMBDRIVE CARD READER, BUT OHSHIT LAH/.
THE CARD READER HAS A TOO BIG BUTT.
CAN'T FIT INTO THE USB DRIVE!:(
AHHHHHHHHH:(
MY BAOBEI'S WEDDING PICTURE CAN'T BE POSTED!
TRAGICAL.

今天我去了小印度了！真好玩喔！我吃了印度东西，真是一个特别的经验！我们没有汤匙和fork. 那时应为老师们要我们感觉到the exotic culture. 用手吃很难，你知道吗！

I cannot upload the stupid memory card, therefore i cannot upload photos:(

OH NONONONO.
i finally got my KE AI DE QIN AI DE ZHAO PIAN! :D

LOL.

Marie got a henna of ARCHULETA!
so lijuan and i got a henna of david cook!

HAHHAHAHA!

XINHOON IS FLYING TO CHINA!
WO HUIII DENG NI HUI LAI DE!
OH, XINHOON!

Was gonna watch Vegas movie. But that Marie couldn't go out. So, we went over to her house. That stupid pudgy fish couldn't go due to UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES. So we did some stuff, bought snacks from the uncle. After finishing my share, I went on to eating Marie's twisties, then i realised I ate the whole thing without sharing with her/ giving her back the bag of chips.
HAHHAHA!
Her brother and gf came today!
HAHHAHA, SO FUN TO WATCH.
they were swinging each other.
then i wanted go over and make cabrini swing me too.
but nobody wanted to.
and marie gets to go click five concert cus her bro is buying for her.
WHY CAN'T I HAVE A OLDER BROTHER TOO!
Cabrini is so cool you know.
Xinhoon was like so horny today.
*COVERS CHEST*
ANYHOW COME TOUCH ME.

Macbeth was alright today. The dramamamamama classes did well.
SHIYING IS SO PRETTY:O :O
*catches breath*
HAHHAHAHAHA!

The the Indian Cultural thingggg. Henna, Music, Dance. mmhmm
Oh well, i can't remember everything.

LITTLE INDIAAAAAAA TOMORROW!:D

Today's well-anticipated Hail Princess HOONIE day was crapped up.
Mummy insisted on Family Day.
Was quite alright, the day i mean.
Went to cousin's house.
To find out all the hip cousins went out watch movie.
Only me and cool aunties/uncles.
My life is great.

So came home later in the day. Then stupid Marcus hogged comp doing some project.
One thing i noticed.
He called his friend up and hollered at him.
I mean, HELLO, FRIEND?! GOOD FRIEND!??!
But the friend sucks.
Left the work all to him to do.
So it comes round in a circle and affects me.

Long story.
Stupid marie takes ages to reply an sms.

And i really think i have talent in the blog industry.

WATCH OUT LA.
NEXT XIAXUE/ YOU KNOW.

giving the blog colour, cus it's all greyish.

& I have a lousy senior called Nicole Liem who thinks MARIE is a really nice person.

What is the world coming to, you know.

Calling up honeybunny for talktime.

THIS IS THE BEST.
"love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?"

Lijuan told it to me. LOL.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.

Oh, what will mummy say.

And advice from the internet,

Don't leave it up to the guys to approach you. Be a flirt! Make the first move. Trust us, a guy will be so relieved that he'll usually flirt right back, buy you a drink or ask you out. But don't take our word for it, read real stories from real guys about women who have picked them up, successfully!

HELLO PEOPLE OF THIS BLOG. THIS IS MARIE CAROLINE SPEAKING. ROSE HAS REQUESTED A POST.

DONE BY:

NICOLE CHAN JING WEN(22) SEC 2 GRACE
MARIE TAN PEI EN (33) SEC 2 JUSTICE
AND
LIN LI JUAN(20) SEC 2 GRACE (stupid parasite.)
Title: HAIL PRINCESS XINHOON DAY

PROLOGUE:

Once upon a time, we met this princess by the opulent name of Oh Xin Hoon who made an opulent arrival to our uncomprehensive lives. This beautiful enigma that exudes sophistication which left us blinded by the meteorite that she was, shooting across our drear sky. But she was to leave for the country of the Olympics.

Thou art too like the spirit of Xinhoon!
Woods! Thine eyes doth sear mine heart
Thou other raven black hair is like the first!
A third is like the former!
OH! Xinhoon, why do you show me this?
A beauty! Enliven, eyes!
What! Will the beauty stretch out to the crack of dawn?
Another yet? A mei nu! Take it anymore I shalt not!
And yet there she appears, who shows me many more!
That Chem and Bio book carry,
Such love, ‘tis true!
Now I behold this beautiful Xinhoon!
Now I see ‘tis true!
For the opulent beauty stands before me and smiles at us for eons!
Behold this opulent soul!


SURVERY QUESTIONAIRE

Choose from among these options.

1. Go to Marie’s house and study Home Economics
2. Go to Marie’s house and study Geography
3. Go to Marie’s house and study English Literature
4. Go to Marie’s house and study English
5. Go to Marie’s house and study Chinese
6. Go to Marie’s house and study Science
7. Go to Marie’s house and study Mathematics
8. Go to Marie’s house and study History
9. Go to Marie’s house and rest
10. Go to Marie’s house and talk to her aunty
11. Go to Marie’s house and count the number of bedrooms she has
12. Go to Marie’s house and ask if she has tissue paper
13. Go to Marie’s house and decide what to do
14. Go to Marie’s house and run around in the garden
15. Go to Marie’s house and play A,E,I,O,U
16. Go to Marie’s house and take pictures of her neighbour
17. Go to Lijuan’s house and clean the goldfish tank
18. Go to Lijuan’s house and feed the goldfish
19. Go to Lijuan’s house and clean the goldfish’s shit
20. Go to Lijuan’s house and tution her sister in Indian Dance
21. Go to Lijuan’s house and ransack her house for Maxim/FHM magazines
22. Go to Lijuan’s house and take a bus ride around Singapore (so fascinating. Nicole loves it. It reminds her of how she used to play catching in the kampong)
23. Go to Lijuan’s house and read newspapers
24. Go to Lijuan’s house and play tictactoe
25. Go to Lijuan’s house and smile at her
26. Go to Lijuan’s house and try her
27. Play five stones
28. Play hamtam bola
29. Play cantek
30. Play top game
31. Play marbles
32. Play catching spiders
33. Go watch videos on Youtube of Cock fighting
34. Go watch videos on Youtube on the history of Singapore
35. Go watch videos on Youtube of George Bush
36. Run around Singapore to find Mrs Bala
37. Run around Singapore and recycle plastic bags
38. Run around Singapore and pick up litter
39. Research on why Mrs Bala has flat feet
40. Stalk Mrs Bala
41. Stalk Ms Mohana
42. Stalk Chan Wei Meng
43. Stalk Alex Teoh
44. Stalk Choo
45. Stalk Su-baby
46. Stalk Clement Tan
47. Stalk Alan Ho (Highly recommended by Nicole)
48. Stalk Mr Adrian
49. Stalk Ms Rozanna
50. Watch Mocca advertisement over and over again
51. Visit http://www.dateathailandman.com
52. Have a debate over whether Wentworth Miller is gay
53. Moan over the coronation of Prince Charles
54. Hold a mini-wake for Lijuan’s dead goldfish
55. Observe the clouds for 4D numbers
56. Play on http://www.lovecalculator.com
57. Count how many eyes a jellyfish has
58. Count how many strands of hair Lijuan dropped last night
59. Measure how big the lizard’s ileum is
60. State the chemical properties of Potassium
61. Write a balanced chemical equation for the reaction bewteen Sodium Hydroxide and Hydrocholric Acid
62. Just let the love spark
63. Decide which is the cheapest pasar malam to go to
64. Talk about the dirty toilets in China
65. Educate Lijuan on pelicans
66. Tuition Vanessa Neubronner in Maths
67. Explore the history of hats
68. Analyze the critical situation between David Cook and David Archuleta
69. Place bets on who will be the next American Idol
70. Watch football
71. Watch Pokemon Season 10 (the latest one worhzxzxz)
72. Call Cabrini up and ask her for advice
73. Ring up Jolyne and hear her lame jokes
74. See who can cut the smallest piece of paper from an A4 size of paper
75. See who can cut out Alan Ho’s figure from an A4 size paper (though some may have an unfair advantage due to many hours of scrutinizing)
76. Compare colour of FBTS
77. Go find from the internet what 100 roses signify
78. Visit Seth Tan’s baby
79. Coo over Seth Tan’s blog and nice house
80. Take Nicole Chan’s piggy bank and count how many coins there are
81. Ransack Nicole Yue’s wardrobe and create 100 new looks
82. Seek enlightenment on Moira’s theory of big boobs
83. Go to Fei Yu Qing’s concert
84. Hold a concert where Nicole Chan sings “Peace Be With You”, Lin LiJuan is the angel and Marie is the grass
85. Webcam Neubronner with the supermodel theme
86. Webcam Nicole Scherzinger with supermodel theme as background for webcam
87. Buy a Neubronner a stuffed pokemon
88. Memorize 101 pickup lines
89. Attempt to scotch tape water (though Nicole Chan will have unfair advantage as she practices this everyday)
90. Challenge Peter Tay sculpting a plastic bowl
91. Adopt pets from SPCA
92. Time how fast light travels until we succeed
93. See who can punch the most number of holes on an A4 size paper
94. Compete to see who can draw the longest line
95. Teach Mrs Bala Chinese dance
96. Attempt to correct Mrs Bala’s Indian Dance moves
97. Tell Ms Susan Lim that we want to celebrate her birthday with her
98. Do cross-country across the diagonal of Singapore
99. Swim to Johor and smuggle DVDs to Singapore
100. Go out for movie during enrichment week
101. SURPRISE

Reflections:

-What we did well?
Letting our creatice juices flow and coming up with abundant ways to entertain ourselves on this opulent occasion.

-Difficulties we faced?
We were mentally worn out as it was almost 10pm at night and we were still slogging out guts out to finish this proposal.

-What we can improve on in the future?
Time management. We will try to have better time management.

BIBLIOGRAPHY


- SHAKESPEARE
- THE BRAIN
- HAEMOGLOBIN (FOR PROVIDING OXYGEN TO THE BRAIN)
- AND THANKS MANY MANY TO….
THE TRANSPORT SYSTEM

:D

DONE BY:

NICOLE CHAN JING WEN(22) SEC 2 GRACE
MARIE TAN PEI EN (33) SEC 2 JUSTICE
AND
LIN LI JUAN(20) SEC 2 GRACE (stupid parasite.)

Something tragical happened yesterday, and today. I am washing my memory of all the bad stuff and melodrama that happened today though.
Gone. Memory wash.

Okay. On to the good stuff. Watched Stardust at Marie's house. Loved the show! Actually I can't think of any movie we watched tgh that we didn't like. Aha. Cab came at the ending. And as usual hoon kept talking. And Lijuan didn't know what a vessel was. She thought the ship was a aeroplane. LOL.

Marie was explaining the movie like every second. HAHHAHA OMG. Not that her words made sense.

Dumb people kept trying to scare me, which on a scale of 1-10. It's graded 10 for lameness. HHAHA. effective though. The guy, Smth thorn, (omg, forgot the name) looks like archuleta. SERIOUS!

Gotta study bio in 10mins, i swear.

MISSED BY SECONDS.
ITS FATE.

DAVID COOK'S THE HEART-THROB.

Napfa 2008.
WAS GREAT! :D
(except 2.4)
I cannot believe how much I improved from last year.
:)
SMILE SMILE:)

Ok, Lets start from the start.
I forgot to bring my Pe shorts for napfa, actually i rememebered, but i thought it was okay, since its napfa.
So i wore my FBTs.
Then subaby,
made all the people (tot. 4) who are not in proper attire to come up front.
So i stood in front.
With smallfry. hockey girl and some other.

Then she told us.
"You give no respect to the school, I give no respect to you."
She told me i had to wear a XS old school pe shorts.

I went to the toilet to try. (Don't know why i bothered, though)
OBVIOUSLY CANNOT FIT.
So i ran around to look for people who would lend me the Shorts.

This sec 3 girl lent me. Hui something. 3 wisdom.
THANKS MANNN, SAVED MY LIFE.

So went on happily to Napfa. (in order)
shuttle : 10.3
sit-ups : 50
Standing board: 177
Sit and reach: 45.5
incline: 22

I'm satisfied. Although that untalented enqi sis 53 situpssss HAHHAHA. UNTALENTED!'

2.4 run: 17.04

Shut up marie tan.
I ran slower than last year. And my gold gold is flying away:(

That's why i was wondering how come i don't feel tired when i finished the run.

AH AH AH AH AH AH.

triple sad face.

ANYWAY.
this is top secret.

CHEAT FOR SIT AND REACH
step 1: find lin lao shi.
step 2: buckle strap highest you can go which is allowed(which sometimes mean teacher don't see) and sit up really straight and point hands totally downwards. bend fingers. tell linlaoshi your finger got cramp.
step 3: breathe in really really deep.
step 4: (MOST IMPT) think of me at the other end of the wide deep blue sea.

You have your A.

If you didn't, you must have not thought of me hard enough.

So after napfa.

Found Marie and walked around. Then found Jolyne and she told us to "FLATTER HER"
1. Jolyne ahhhh, your braces are the newest ungeeekiest thinggg lehzxzx.
2. (Marie did a cheapskate version of only hear the good stuff advert) Jolyne ah, i think you are so %&^#$%^&(blank) hot.

And some other stuff i cannot rememeber.

Oh before that, i went back to class to find a bloody panty liner pasted on the board. Ahahahh, blood as red ink la. THAT SMALLFRY LA. attempted to scare marie with it. succeeeeeeddddded!
YES.
i find joy in scaring marie.
Angelique's my best scare marie buddy.

Found my ANGELique, hahahha. Then talked/ bully jolyne.
Then my Honeybunny came. Gosssiped.
What's life without that.
It is not a sin la.
I think.
Anw, its not vicious gossip.
I think.
and i tell only the usual people only.
so,
i think.
its alright.

After, I went home, and went to bathe. When i went into my room i thought i saw a cockroach. Which left me really hypered up.

I DETEST THAT THINGS.

This is a really long post.

Okay, today.
Maths test sucked.
The speech sucked.
Trng sucked quite.
Macbeth sucked.
Didn't get to do tday.

Alright.

Shit the person who stole xinhoon baby's phone.