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Cheez and Sleaze
You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having.
Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet.
Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.
Nicole Chan
SNGS
Track and Field
Discus
1 Truth 07
2 Grace 08
3 Purity 09
Prolly 4 Purity too:D
mimosa_ixora@hotmail.com
Red house
Currently
cool june
| Wednesday, May 30, 2007 just finished training. i wanted to go to school early to see marie's new hairdo, but my mum insisted i finish my chinese first. so i came like 10mins to 2.30. i rushed all the way upp to the lib and as soon s i put my bag down. when iddie, i fell into peels of laughter. it wasn't as bad as marie said it was... lijuan had new specs. looking-cool-yea? hahha. training was alright. jane said mr alan ho looked like little boy. and lemon tan was the mother. HAHA. i think i got a problem with the 7 step jav thingy. cant do properly. i felt 2 throws were damn good. i could feeel the spin spin. the other throws were alright. but these 2 throws went especially far. i can't decide which event i like more. hhaha. but discus gives me more stress.was doing the practice javelin run-up, when i saw lijuan and marie looking at us. haha. who doesnt know who she is actually looking at:)no training on friday:( haiya. like 4 days to go before next training. when i did the hold ankle and lift leg thingy with jiawei, kelly came to do with us, so we were slower than the rest. then did the stretches, i am UNFLEXIBLE, and i know it. haiiya. one of the stretches is, you hold the person wrist and pull the person on your back, so the person being pulled is stretching the stomach there. mary wasnt here today. and i cant do it with jiawei. she is too TALL and much more heavier. so mr ho was like: "crystal! do with nicole!" crystal and i had no SUITABLE partner, so i was like: "meee? youu? crazy lah." in he end, vanessa n helped me do. i tried doing for her, but cannot lift. haiyaa. must work on muscle building! so jocelyn did for vanessa. my other set was helped by jane. next time i wont do with her! she didnt hold me properly lah. this stretch is the funniest, my best partner is still mary, or "TURRKUIS". hahaha. after training went to spec stand to get log-book and write reflections. i saw francine and "CONFRONTED" her about that thingy. she remained in denial. im dead sure that weirdo on msn is her. her acting is lousy lah. FRANCINEE. YOU SEE? lol.then jiawei and jane came, so we sat up there and crap. lol. forgot what we were talking about, but i remember it was damn funny. as usual, 5.00 came and we went down for miss lim time. while waiting for her to come, jiawe was tellin me about my funny skin colour. because of the sun, my calf there is tan, then where my shorts covered the thigs part was un-tan and then the BLACK, cuz i was wearing FBTs. jiawei was talking about how funny if i colour there was black. i told her she was wuliao. hahha. (JANE, ITS NOT FAKE OK.) finally, miss lim came and talked her long talk. was in the car going home, when i saw lijuan, so i stuck out my hand to wave and she did her "thing" with the hands again! hahha. Tuesday, May 29, 2007 i had the worse cramps last night. my whole calf cramped up! for 2 whole hours i couldnt sleep. the result of not listening to jocelyn and do WARM-UP. she was like: "role-model! have you done your warm-up?!" i just laughed.
so i woke at 11 today. im so proud of myself! i have learnt how to burn cds! ahha. yesterday track was alright. didnt have gym-work again, went straight to throw.i did discus. had a few good and bad throws. my problem is still the over-throw thingy! :(
i did one very very bad overthrow which went all the way to the javelin area! omgosh! so embarrassing! then kelly went to pick the far far away discus. i didnt know i was suppose to go get it. AH. *covers face*
i like the discus turn, although my turn isn't perfect. brought my PINK TWEETY BIRD TOWEL LAH. jane is very attracted to it. hahha. i should go bleach it. mmhm.
i forgot to give dorcas my excuse letter for like 1 month already. guess i'll have one big fat zero lah.
before track went to meet in library with yanyi and alana. i bought ice-latte. i thought it was ICE. its not! tasted nothing like the starbucks one:( and onion rings, yanyi started eating and complaining about the calories. hahha.
alana bought hot cocoa. GUESS WHAT. she drinks HOT cocoa with a STRAW?? me and yanyi were like staring. then she lughed and took the straw out. was suppose to do work but started having gossip session. i think the boy behind us got really pissed. lol.
had to wait for mummy after track. i asked jiawei but she had to go somewhere. so JANE stayed with me. we were talking about random stuff, then jane stuff sweet wrapper in my hand. so i SLYLY inched my way nearer to her then stuff the wrapper down her SHIRT. LOL.
she threatened to not stay back with me. but she still did. so we stayed at the specstand until everyone left. saw jocelyn, pranked around with her a bit.
after she went somwhereee, we went to canteen, i bought ice-milo and jane had this crazy idea of icetea and icemilo MIX. hahha.
we started another GOSSIP session. then suddenly, jocelyn popped up. i scolded her for interupting gossip session. hahaha. jokingly. then blah blah. she was gone then suddenly appeared again! hhaha.
i wanna go sports camp:( sadly, its only for school team. Monday, May 21, 2007 so hey.today was SUPERR-DUPERR-FUN!we went to the chinese heritage centre. OH. on the way there, we(me, moi, n.y ,juan, marie, xinling, charmaine) started waving to the UNCLES in the passing trucks! so FUNNY. ok. 80% of the uncles who saw us waving waved back!! they waved with the "crazy arh you" expression! but one bangla hur, waved his phone at us AND SMILED. whoa whoa.the talk was b-o-r-i-n-g! omgosh. we had to sit through a 30mins history chinese movie! when i turned around to look at the teacher, she was SLEEPING lorh. haiyoh.so i started laughing. then everybody went SHHH. when moira saw me laughing she turned around and saw the teacher sleeping! so she let out a damn loud giggle! the teacher woke up. she was quite embarrassed. hahaha.then we walked round and round with the tour guide talking and talking, my poor legs were so tired:( but the place was damn cool! had lots of mirrors! something noticed about tour guide:- he asked us whether we want him to speak english or chinese. when we said english, he was actually quite happy. then suddenly the teacher in charge came in and said need to speak in chinese! but halfway during the tour, he talked english! so i said: how come you suddenly talk so softly! guess what his reply was??? i dont want your teacher to know im speaking english! HOHOHO.funny lah him.track was alright.BUT.. AHH. i cant throw the discus pass orange coneee!!:( URGHH. i just found out something wrong. something super wrong.and i am disgusted.utterly.never did i expect.everythingto turn out likeTHAT. Friday, May 18, 2007 YAY. holidays are comiiing!!! next week is enrichment week. im grouped with: moira, marie, juan, vanessa an, nicole yue. so right, we have to come up with an "identification" like, all of us have to wear something similar. miss lim said: NO FACE PAINT, NO HAIR SPRAY, NO NAIL POLISH.
idea 1: A SWAAAAAGGEEEER
idea 2: red hairr-band
idea 3: purple hairr-band
idea 4: use pen something on arm
haha. but none of those will work. either too commom or totally unrealistic.
today was sharon's birthday! happy birthday sharon! she gave out toblerone!( i used to think it was called tobacco)
the school is trying out the new idea of eating in class, so after PE, jolyne took out her chocs and started eating, then miss chan was pissed cuz WE DIDNT ASK PERMISSION?? i tell you arh. she didnt even know about the new eating in class thing.
moira is developing a very bad habit. she scolds people with the F word like everyday without fail and uses chaojibai AND uses the FINGER! gosh! like, im so getting influenced. but THANKS to my STRONG resillience..im not in such a bad state as my dear bestie.
lets talk about friends.
3 of you are really good friends, but without 1, the 2 of you feel awkward together. cuz its missing the GLUE.
its always happening.
so you panic when the GLUE has to go.
im a bit off today.
during training, we had trials today.. you know! almost everyone spelt trials as TRAILS! its so damn funny! this vanessa arh, i told she werent a bit modest!!! she corrected 5 people!! hahaha..and she threatened to BOX saacha if saacha hugged her. HAHA. juan had to honour to hug her. and obviously got boxed!
during pe, we had pe trail.. grped with moira and nicole yue and it was so fun! saw MR ALAN HOOO!! and i was so tempted to "drop by" and ask him for answers! don't think he would know though.
and! during mass pe, vanessa was doing her skipping and her hair went bop-bop-bop! so CUTE! ahahaha! then i tried jumping with her! but cannot jump, if i jumped past the rope she would not pass it if she did, then i would not:( lol.
after mass PE, i left the half-eaten toblerone on my desk and was listening to miss yang's LAST LESSON! then moira turned around and EYES my chocs! hahahaha!! "can i have ONE??" went moira. i shrugged and she took one gigantic bite and squashed my choc! so i bent down under my desk under the facade of picking up a dropped pen and stuffed the whole MELTED bar into my mouth! then i could not swallow! the piece was too big!! AHH! and it was melted! juan was laughing like crazy, cuz she sits behind me and sees everything!
finally i swallowed the whole thing and as i leaned back..moira changed seats with joanna so she was beside me..she had chocolate stained mouth..she said: if you make me kiss your back, you die." i laughed and leaned back! AHH. THE CHOCOLATE STAINED MY LOVELY PE SHIRT! with a tinge of moira-y saliva!
i cant wait for enrichment week!! and my dad's coming home on monday! i shall tell him about my brilliant results and get my WELL DESERVED reward:))) Wednesday, May 16, 2007 im happy today because:1. i studied really really hard and got good results. 2. we had track and it was damn FUN. 3. jiaen is sexy. AHHEMM.4. i hugged jiawei.5. moira still loves me. HAHA. im moody/pissed today because:1. i dont trust mrs kwan's judgement in grouping us. some people have totally no chemistry.2. selfish ass pissed me off. 3. realised i should have studied harder for c-lit.4. chinese compo sucked.5. have not studied for history test.6. realised i need to have more tact. 7. my hate list expandedfunny stuff that happened:1. jiaen and i had a crazy badminton game that was just plain stupid. we had to keep our arms akimbo as we played badminton. first person whose hand goes off loses.2. jiaen and i were promoting HUAYU COOL. 3. seniors can crap.4. lijuan said her panty liners are green tea scented5. moira and nicole yue's dance for DE.6. wanying said i was her sexiest junior.funny stuff that is funny to you but not anyone else1. choo's angry face.2. moira and nicole yue and vanessa's dance3. the shee-shah-shorh. 4. mr cai and miss chee. Tuesday, May 15, 2007 I hate tuesdays. Its damn dreary. Had chinese lit test today..i did last minute work..rushed to the library during recess and started printing notes..then i saw jiaen and started talking to her. in the end, juan printed my notes for me! thank you! i still love you more than my toilet bowl! the test was 2 and a half hours! its crazy! i finished in half hour and started doing cut and paste:) HAHA. its better than abusing the ant on her table! like than marie did! something really scary happened this morning that got moira really pissed at juan. o.O moira flung a coin and juan's face! and juan flung in back at her BOOB. LOL! got back english PPR. im heart-broken that i didn't get A1! but only 2 people did! i got A2(4 ppl got that)i had 3.5 marks to go to A1. im depressed all over again. then went for chinese..sulaoshi was damn pissed today. scolded us AGAIN. truth ppl always get scolded. but im not surprised. We got back chinses PPR. moira was like: oh DAMN, nicole you got A1!!!! i didnt believe her. i seriously thought she was joking!!! I could have DIED OF HAPPINESS ON THE SPOT when i loooked and saw that i finally aced my chinese! this is the first year i studied for my tingxie since primary 1!! maybe that help by like, alot. well, only 3 people from truth got A1. and the lowest mark for faith was only B3. sulaoshi was really dissapointed and said: mei you qiao ke li gei ni men! as in no more chocolates for all of you! HAHA. so funny. ok. the joke is not funny when nobody is laughing.my dad's in china. when he calls back i gonna spill all the A1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH. IM EUPHORIC. the only subject so far that i got back that was below avg was my math. URGH. still have e-lit, history, art and..hmm..think thats all. i think my history is ok. not sure about elit. i was absent on the day of the GAIN DUO DUO MARKS for elit test!!! :((( JIAYOH PEOPLE FOR HISTORY TEST THIS FRIDAY! ONE MORE WEEK TO JUNE HOLS!! Friday, May 11, 2007 we got back out math PPR. so i say, my results were not the most desireable thing on earth. anyways, we got back our geog project work, we had 19.5! i heard we got highest in class! only to find out that we didn't. we freaking hell missed it by 1 mark. ONE MARK. There was a great great great jump in my geog results! 1 got A1 this term. Its about time! Got A1 for chem too! im really really hoping my english should will get A1! maybe my compo will pull up my marks. stupid compre..my compre marks were average:( doubt i'll get A1. well, throwing results aside, during recess, i was gonna go with cabbie to the gym do out taf programme..then cabbie interupted me suddenly and said: its not taf! its HEALTHY LIFESTYLE! we laugh like crazy during PE nicole yue kept shushing us. xinhoon's presentation was damn funny! forgot to do lit homework today. had to sit on the floor! omgosh. it was the most horrible horrible thing. i had to twist my head upwards thht made me look like i was distorted and nothing to lean on. damn uncomfortable. im never forgetting to do homework again!during IPW presentation, cabrini showed me the marks we gave 1hope groups we graded. we gave 1 of the groups 2 marks. theirs presentation was ATROCIOUS! because the slip of paper had out group's name..i thought the hope people gave out group 2 marks..so i was like: OMG. im gonna complain! i stood up and stomped to miss chan. then cab suddenly called out: not ours lah! what the hell. so embarassing. cab, marie and raeann laughed like crazy people. this was what happened during our IPW presentation..before the presentation, i banged into marie and she dropped her cue cards. so during out skit..(she was the malay man).. she stoned like crazy cuz thye cards were not in order! and my last line, i crapped up! im was suppose to say: "hello? hubby arh?! ok i coming now!" i started laughing like siao, the whole class started laughing too. what the hell. if it weren't for that, im sure we will be damn good lah! hahaha. im modest..i know:)im happy that the training went well today.. did jav:) conditioning is mad.i wanna wanna wanna go JUBILATE! my mum won't let me:(urghh. was suppose to watch movie today, but have track.but i like training!so im not that devastated.but it is quite disconcerting to see half the track team leave for jubilate and they get to escape the wrath of mr blarh.. and skip burpees!! burpees is killer.juan is becoming really really really RANDOMM!random random random.miss chan asked what was random.and then said we can't use that word cuz the dictionary meaning does not fit what we told herrr.like.what the hell? Tuesday, May 8, 2007 raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Monday, May 7, 2007     yesterday hill, xinling, dino, juan, marie and hooner came to my house to do our board game! actually its only hill, xinling and dino the rest just came for fun. our board game was pretty!! im gonna get a picture but i forgot. wait, actually its cuz the battery of my cam died after 2 takes. then i bloody heck found the extra battery in my bag. my mum started bringing out lots of food. first was a bag of chips which i dunno who finish up, i couldnt eat cuz i still had cough, then the famous amos cookies, aha, of cuz it was finished, who wont love them! and then.. there was some drinks going around..then there was some dried fishy thing.. that surprsing most of them tried..then hahaha..my mum brought the bakua out. that xinhoon arh. take the fork and sit there herself and eat. hahaha. hillary teo, guess how she paints.. she took my whole light green paint and squeeze the whole tube. i told her extra paint her face. in the end. not only can paint her face can paint her BODY horh. today was shu's birthday. so she gave out gummies. during the break during eng and math, we had to pack to go drama studio..so i saw my gummy.. and opened it withour further thought. as i was chewing my gummy and sharing it with moira.. i turn around and GUESS WHAT??!! miss chan was THEREEE! at the back doorrr!!!!! she did that come come thing with her index finger. die. she asked me whether i thought it was an intelligent thing to eat in class. i didnt wanna say no..so i just kept quiet. then blah blah. finally i could leave, and i ran towards the drama studio..i thought it was on the yellow floor so when i was running up the stairs, miss chan asked me where the drama studio was..so obviously i said yellow floor. and i ran up..and when she was out of sight, i continued eating my gummy. then i suddenly realised drama studio was on the orange floor!! s***! i told miss chan wrong thing. but i looked back and she wasnt there. so i went myself to the correct place. when i reached, i told moi, juan and marie the story..then miss chan came in and said: nicole chan! and she gave me the evil eye look!! i tried explaining..but she still gave me the evil eye look still.. [sigh] anyways, today training we did discus, im overcoming my extreme fear of the net. and the horrific memories of national juniors. HAHA. BTW. THE PHOTOS ARE RANDOM. |
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