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Cheez and Sleaze
You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having.
Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet.
Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.
Nicole Chan
SNGS
Track and Field
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1 Truth 07
2 Grace 08
3 Purity 09
Prolly 4 Purity too:D
mimosa_ixora@hotmail.com
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| Thursday, August 30, 2007 Got back ppr today, didnt do as well as i should have did. I had my best throw day on wednesday! its was with baby discus; but i never managed to throw it before. i think the long long time of not throwing has helped. now trng stopped again. starting term 4. mary broke her arm, so she wont be coming. Have been going recess with juan and marie nowadays. Today, i had to photocopy stuff, so i went with juan and marie to lib. and, GUESS who we saw! her darlingggg. hmm. i dont actually think they read my blog, so its very safe. (i think)(maybe not)(never mind:) )so anyways, juan came in after us after a while, cus she went somewhere. THEN she gave this super big gasp. (not as loud as the one i gave-according to marie-when i saw alanho. but its different lah)Alan Ho came back on tuesday and he was spotted at family lounge during recess.anyways, back..THEN. giggle giggle. very loud. a while later she left, then juan POUNCED onto the sofa and started inhaling everything!( dust mites, germs, bacteria, dust, dirt and "darling smell") LOL. it was super funny. then she complained that her nose was itchyy. HEHEHE. i wanna do the quiz on juan's blog! shall do another day. Sunday, August 19, 2007 It's raining, raining, raining. The rain gives me an eerie premonition. i feeel.. sad again? OOH MAN. NICOLE SNAP OUT. monday is photo taking! must must, DO MY PROBLEM HAIR nice nice. i feel like changing skin again. change to an emo one. to suit me. training sucks nowadays. shayne keeps bullying me:(but i feel more "free" without sec4s. don't know whyy. like i participate with more energy than before. nobody likes being called stupid right?hate it when neubronner calls me that.she is like an ego-sucker.she's fine sometimes, not on times when i am being called stupid.@^@$&# %*QW#$~!##%&i feel like sucking the dictionary and absorb all the vocab. i feel an urge to learn new words. BOMBASTIC WORDS:] blogging is wasting time, isn't it? Wednesday, August 15, 2007 OHHH MANN.today trng was SO FUN!jane, mary and i made history!(sort of) we brought back the old tradition of bringing a poratble water cooler!so we can enjoy COLD WATER during hot hot trng days!after the water ran out, we poured our own water in.LOL.so all of us drank each other saliva.eek. sort of indirectly. i brought my pedometer.lemon found interest in it.hahha. ALAN HO CAME BACK TODAY ARH. BUT NEVER COME SEE US DURING TRNG ARH. WHAT HE GOT PROBLEM ARH. WHY LIKE THAT ONE ARH.did medicine ball again. then some leg exercisesFREAK. I SPRAINED MY FOOT. not ankle. and it is MY OTHER FOOT. so BOTH foots are injured. im depressed.then after we did it, snrs invented new exercise. AND,AND! i FINALLY! GOT! THE! GRAPEVINE THINGO!yaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!so after light trng today, we had 1 and half hour to play. we played netball. except we use bucket. hit bucket down 1 point. into bucket 2 points.i was looking at ball then step out of court! ALOT. LOL! embarrassing. throweerrsss are FUUNN:)then we played the island game.the cather is shark and swimmer is runner.HAHA.nat tan got bullied until damn BADD.LOL!there was this freaky dead lizard that was an awful colour!so whenever a thrower ran past there, everyone will yell: LIZARD!!!and then the person will scream and jumpi was the 3rd to do that and that proved that throwers were scared of lizards.IT WAS SOO FUN!shayne is a crazy whatever that word is. she has an imaginary friend called edward tts a vampire!!!! she screamed at me cus she said i was blocking his view! (he is a vampire)EEK. crazy girl.ok gotta go now. Tuesday, August 14, 2007 30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.) 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Masturbate. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.LMAO. NOTICE 24 IF YOU ARE NOT GONNA SPEND TIME READING. in the lib doing "work" . hmm:) the day started like shit. i just didn't feel like smiling. so i didn't and sat and stone the whole of art. i wasn't thinking of anything. i just sat and stone. like i was dead. then suddenly realise i look stupid then took out phone to stare at marcus's stupid sudoku record. 14secs. mine was 15secs. so i attempted to break it. but couldn't. then after art walked back to class. i looked down... i didn't smile... i walked slowly.... hmmm. went to class put stuff and went toilet for what i suppose was a loooonggg time. during chinese, i just did my math. do and do and do. i kept hearing lijuan laughing. laugh and laugh and laugh. until linlaoshi asked her to move to the front. (she didn't lah) i heard her laughter, i don't know why, but i felt pisssed. then she laugh laugh laugh, i got even pisser. and for a moment, i felt that her obsession was lame and stupid:( i don't know. i felt very evil during chinese. im evil during emo-ing. (?) i emoed all the way till recess. haha. its true. i was frowning for 4 hours of course my temples ached. i tried to not frown. but its hard when your temples get stuck. (?)i realise i am frowning now. then drama made me forget everything. i was smiling. haha. the drama performance was good! except the recording had some problem. mr nanda said that out class was really really good!! yipee! for out skit, we didn't have a script. lol, 1st time no script. it's cool. just remember in your head. its better!:) my grp had: jean, juan and amanda. was called opposite. lol. ours was funny. martha's was very professional. desiree's was sad and arouses your sympathy. out skit was 8 mins plus. mr nanda said we should not waste out skits. hahha. lijuan and marie are gone for some lib thingo. oh mann, im lonely. ok, better studyy now. time:4.05pm waiting time: 1hour 5 mins. Monday, August 13, 2007 there's history test tmr. can't blog for long.today trng finally started again.i think i can die for the warm up 2 rounds!:(i'm losing stamina.so we did medicine ball and push-ups situps. i suddenly had this major shuper pain cramp in my calf.still hurting noww.MARY, JANE AND SHAYNE kept teasing me arh. HAHA.but its OK. im forgiving:)!hmm.they better not make the chanchanwatch thingo.or they DIEDIE.hmmmph.aiyah.i was actually moody today beceause of something that someone told me about someone else.i'm stupid blogging this. :(but i still forced myself to smile during track.after a while i forgot the moodiness.then we played basketball.JUNIORS VERSUS SENIORS.JUNIORSS WON!HAHA.mary shoots really well.the sec ones were the junior team!we makeee a good team!hahaha.except the fact that JANE dont wanna let me have ball to shoot.i shoot into the wrong goalpost!LOL, EMBARRASSING.then play play, mary hit me from back then specs fell and chipped a little.anyways.then stop playing to watch them(jane and mary) shoot. then remembered and started brooding on the matter and became moody.so i decided to study for history.like some emo emo person so anti social.mary may be a nice friend but she is like so, hm, acts like she wanna get revenge on me sometimes? i dunno. i feel weird.i feel lost.i think having one best friend is better than a whole group. many many things are running through my head now.i think people like to tease me cuz im, east to tease(bully?)it like might be funny att first.not after a while.so back to where i was.i went behind the wall and just abosorbed myself into the world of ancient history.didnt even realise when mary came to sit. i think studying is a good way to relief emo-ness and all those weird feelings.studying and just ignoring the people.i used to think people who sit my themselves alone are lame.i think i finally understand why.you think better when you are alone.and you can't live on friends only.we depend on oursleves.(?)(there's something wrong with me)(i dunno)im gonna study history. Saturday, August 11, 2007 WTH.lijuan just said: i just watched the farewell video again! so touching! me: hahaha!lijuan: i almost cried again!me: yeah( thinking wah. see EVERYONE is so touched by the video)lijuan: so many kellysme: CHEH. YOU GO DIE LAH.i am still in the process of getting my pictures.my hair is spoilt like shit. the ends!!ooh goshhh.nononono.hair, oh please don't die.i will promise to take good care of you!!!DON'T DIE.i miss give you moisture!i will brush you everyday!!i will keep you from the sun!!i won'y let moira touch you!! or BARFY PULL YOU.i wont!!DONT DIE, HAIR.i wont let the sun rape you!i wont let you come to harm!YOU WILL STAY SAFE WITH YOUR CRAZY OWNER. Friday, August 10, 2007 IM SORE.IM REALLY SORE.after i left SO EARLY during the throwers party, they went to take NEOPRINT LAH.oohhh mannnnnnn!!mummy, its all your fault.IF i did't leave so early, i would have gotten a photo tooo!:( im so sore. UURRGHHH.they went mac-cafe too. and TAKE PHOTO.jane was out till 10pm.hmm.maybe i won't stay that late.BUT I REALLY REALLY WANT MY PHOTO TOO.and now, i wont EVER get one.i'm regretting like crazy.HAIIII.OHH MANN.JANE KOH, IM GONNA STEAL YOUR NEOPRINT.UURRGHHH.no photos for me.boohoo.how sad.MAN!!!!!TELL ME MY MUM SHOULD LET ME GO HOME ON MY OWN.SO I CAN STAY LONGER.AND HAVE MY PHOTOS.SO WHHENN THE SEC 4S LEAVE,THEY CAN LEAVE FOR ALL I CARE.CUZ I HAVE A PICTURE ALREADY.everyone's wondering why im so pissed.(it's just a photo WHATTT.)NONOONNO:(:(:(:(i wanted the photo with them since dunno whenn.AHH!then no more.KILL MEEEEEEEE!:(:(:( OMGOMGOMGIIII JUSR REALISE.WE DO HAVE A PHOTO!!!!OMGOMG!!!THE ONE THAT THE EX-EX SENIOR TOOK!!!-_-"HOW AM I GONNA GET IT?????haiyah.(friendster?)AHHHHH.(GO ASK LAH, IDIOT.)omgomg.im going nowww. Thursday, August 9, 2007  moira loves it actually  thats the reason why she needs the church  shes faking it. who doesnt love the be in my arms!:)  touchy touchy, stroky stroky  throwerrrs!  act shyyy.  un-glamism  THROWEEERS!:)  YIPPEE:)  LINLAOSHI CAN SING.  FUN WITH UNGLAM-NESS  AT VAN'S HSE DOING GEOG  CUT CUT CUT. WE ALL KNOWS WHAT SHE IS THINKING  EVIL NEUBRONNER.  YATI. TIE SHOE FASTER. Wednesday, August 8, 2007 HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! yipeee! one truth performed todayyy! im glad i didn't forget my actions ok! :) the Indian dance by 2t was really really good. so after screaming a lot of songs with marie out of tune, we started out sightseeing. we came up with a lot of weirdo cheers for juan! I SEE BEEP BEEP! OH I SEE BEEP BEEP! (TO TUNE OF I WANT CANDY) went to 1c to discuss the item for farewell. then went lib to meet up with juan and marie and moira to do geog! the teacher gave us 1hour! but we exceeded!!:( so minus 1 mark!) marie looked angry:( and sadddd:( oh so scary. then IT WAS THE FAREWELL PARTY! miss lim started her long long talk. she was dissapointed. but anyways! WE GOT BACK THE HYPERNESS AFTER A WHILE. then it was sec ones turn to perform, think we did welll. the performances were great! it was super funny. ibloodyhecklovesthethrowerstobits! EVERYONE COULD SEE THE BONDED SPIRIT! i will strive to keep it alive mannn! the day where i first joined trackandfield i loved the throwers already, and have dreaded this day when they would have to leaveeeee:( now they are gone, we will have to get on with out lives and strive to keeep the spirit alivee:) so guess what, i took the bus for the first time without my mum. i know lah. very embarrassing LAH. my mum actually told kelly and desiree that i never took buses on my own. PEOPLE CAN DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT OKAYYY! haiyah. so took bus hub, then seniors asked if we wanna eat or play first. we said play. then THEY WENT TO ARCADE. i have been to arcades, but never played at one. and the arcade i went to was at the town club. always go there see ppl play. cuz my mum says i cant play arcade, very addictive and "dangerous" WTH LAH:( so, so, i went to play the games. EH, my seniors play at arcade! like kelly, shoot balls till so pro. crystal and desiree was didnt know how to start it and mary told me i was embarrassing. LOL. then when playing the car one i made the car go wrong direction. mary told me i was embarrassing again. hahha! then play play so i got bored and just sat down. finallllyy we got to go eat. my mum kept calling to ask if i was ready to go home. then since kelly KNEW bout my worried mum, she kept asking bout it. crystal actually asked where jane was when we was not with us. WE SHOULD HAVE HAD THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR LUH. CAN ONLY FEEL THE BOND WHEN THEY ARE GONE:( I LOVE YOU SENIORS!:) Tuesday, August 7, 2007 TOMORROW IS NATIONAL DAY!!!cant wait oohh. moira went siao today. she brougt deodorant and started spraying on everyone. so everyone smells like herrr. lijuan found darling's ADIDAS PERFUMEE.she was like smell : "not darling..."smell, "not darling..."smell, " DARLING!"smell, "not darling"small previous, " REALLY DARLING!!!" HAHAHHAHA!! ITS SUPPEH FUNNY.we finally took the throwers pics todayyy:) yipee!!andddd,we saw JOANNA'S JESSICA. then i told jessica joanna kept talking bout her and joanna started hitting me! if its not true why would she LIKE THAT RIGHT? hmmm. joanna hits harrrdd i tell you. painnnnnnnnnni want THE NAT FLAG TATOOO!!! i shall weat my FBT.got scolded again during trg for FBT wearing.notice snrs were STARING AT MY HAIR! AHH!what 90's parting hurrr! haiyoyooyo.i still smell like moira!eeeeeeee!!gonna bathe nowwww.I LOVE SINGAPOREEEEEEE! <33 Friday, August 3, 2007 mr gan is so funny! he loves to say "Girl" "do you follow me" and"ok"!! francine and nicoleyue counted the number of ok"s he said: 104 in onehour!!!ITS SUPER FUNNY.ex: "girl arh, do you follow me, girl? yes,no? ok? ok. (blah blah) yes, girl?"LINLIJUAN is a super random shit. ok. i was talking about some stuff while lijuan was staring at my nose. i realised but ignored it. then SUDDENLY HAR, she reached out and VIOLATED my nose's modesty! IMAGINE YOU ARE TALKING THEN THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING TO REACHES OUT AND PINCH YOUR NOSE! crazy or not! we have been practicing dikir barat for so damn long. everyday we will at least do 3 times. im losing hyperness. marie tan is a crazy nut. suddenly, she will snap her fingers in front of me and go "idiot!" WTH? so i was counting the number of times she twits me. countless i tell you! in history today, was sitting with nicyue and marie. then marie and i were talking about her bf and drake. then marie suddenly blurted: " i realise you 2 like to talk about guys" then nicyue said "then what? talk about GIRLS arh?" everyone's eyes darted to linlijuan. LOL! today's my dad bithday, gonna celebrate at japanese restaurant! i cant wait! tmr not going for dikir barat cuz its my unlovely brothers birthday. a few years back, he took out a 10 dollar note and came up to me." oi nicole, i give you 10 dollars and this will be your birthday present for 10years. my birthday coming, you have to give me a present or i kill you!:)" then he thinks he got a brilliant deal.i took the note but never gave him a present after that. hahha.
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