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Cheez and Sleaze
You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having.
Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet.
Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.
Nicole Chan
SNGS
Track and Field
Discus
1 Truth 07
2 Grace 08
3 Purity 09
Prolly 4 Purity too:D
mimosa_ixora@hotmail.com
Red house
Currently
cool june
| Saturday, April 28, 2007 cheered like crazy yesterday. so.. today have SORE THROAT! and that led to FEVER. my body is burning. now not so bad.
lijuan just told me all about her substance. she had a whole portfolio! whoo. gonna watch movie later. fever shld come on monday. no school! =) wait. no! i shld be sick on tuesday!! ahh!! skip chinese lit! chinese lit is murder.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------just came back from a musical called grease. it was so boring. my throat hurts, my fever is coming back.. the dinner i ate made it worse. i had chilli stingray! mum wanted t bring me to the doctor,but i didnt want to. this kinda fever only last 1 day. and i think i have fever cuz i scream too hard yesterday. i cant't believe i went through 3months without logging in to maple. im therefore, finally, unaddicted=) i think i had the bestest nap in my enire life today. cuz of the fever. and i didnt manage to do any homework. i tried doing my e-lit homework. we have to create a damn poem on the malay culture! i spent 15mins writing crap. then tore the paper ad threw away. when i stood up to go downstairs for a drink, this throbbing headache came. so i went down and my grandmother was massagging me. helped a little. after like 1 hour of stoning on the sofa, yes i can do that, im always stoning, my parents came home, hey bought some muffins from some famous shop, i ate 2. then felt bulimic. lol. jk. after eating i went to the sofa again and just slept there, suddenly..i felt this thing drop hard on me. my brother dropped a pillow on top of my head! omgosh. has he no sympathy??? i got revenge. hard, sweet revenge. yepp. i can still do that when sick. after revenge, i stomped up to my room and just slept 2 hours straight with music blasting from the stereo. the weather was really hot, but i felt sooo cold. i covered myself up like some popiah and when i woke up my head and body, i swear, was HOTT. i was breaking in sweat and my whole body ached. well, since i didnt finish my homework tody, i would have to do it tomorow..[sigh] Friday, April 27, 2007 REDDIES! WE MADE HISTORY! red house is champs since 1982! think im gonna have sore throat. cheered like crazy. the cheer routine was AWESOME. red house came in second for that i think. LALA. IM HIGH! had the war stripes on our faces. one side red the other side black. one side was done by chloe with her finger! i liked one line of the yellow house cheer a lot! the: we're cool! we're funky! we run and jump like monkeys! i bet if lijuan had her darling do the stripes for her she would not wash it off! too bad yellow didnt have stripes. i found this balloon suddenly so i was using it to cheer. haha. was really happy i found it. then moira BURST IT!=(((( URGH. felt a murder instint coming through. let me descibe my lovely balloon! it was white! mediem size and had this word AHMAD on it and a really cute drawing of"ahmad" hahah! moira burst it!!=( lijuan was telling me about how she thinks her darling is SUBTANCE and she is STYLE. hahaha. kelly was a DRUMMER. moira called her drummer girl. omgosh, so embarrassing. she was wearing this funny princy outfit. lol. lijuan went gaga. saw jennifer too. she tied two pigtails! haha! shayne also..but hers wasnt really obvious. and sarah the senior from track also. in fact, lots of people didblue and green house banner fell when i rained. red's was almost..yellow's was STRONG. moira kept dissappearing. to find her dad and mum! i met tiffy, nicole yau..yeexuan.. so many ppl came back! and it had to end so soon.. it should be held until 10pm! Thursday, April 26, 2007 miss chan knows about lijuan's lovelife. all thanks to the monitors. a really big thank you. stayed back to for art today. my print had not enough ink! so it had with big patches of no ink. im gonna fail art! and lijuan got 19/20 for chem! and she claims that she didnt study. i lost marks in the measuring of how much water that was in the measuring cylinder. i wrote 23.8cm3 when the bloody answer was 24cm3!!! ahhhh!!!! yesterday during track, mr clement tan said we have to talk about our national juniors next week and have to go home to think about it.. OMG. i dont want to!!!=( its gonna be so bloody embarrassing. so i say: "during my national juniors, i threw my discus into the net. i think i should train harder and... " THIS IS SO NOT WORKING OUT. i need help. also, miss chan came up to me just now in school and said to me.."if you count the number of times you turn around to talk to lijuan its gonna be a lot of times." imma GOOD GIRL who PAYS ATTENTION OK! most of the time anyway! ahhh!! i got A2 for geog. i was expecting A1 considering the time i spent! =(( the second part of ppr was the report on volcanos..marie and i were begging miss yang for just 2 more marks! and we get A1!!!! i need A1!!! NEED. desperately. i need to get into hcl. need! and on monday, i studied like siao for tingxie and in the end..tingxie postponed to next week. i cant remember for that long! bad memory retention! such a waste of time! which could be put to good use! like studying for the crap maths test. sumarary:moira: jealous cause i forgot to say i love her. HAHA.lijuan: making me damn embarrassed to show my face in schoolmarie: not helping.nicole yue: love her titanic song!!!!!!joanna: lucky im sitting beside her.track: die die die. i havent figured what to say for national juniors!miss chan: SCARY HOW SHE FINDS OUT STUFF.assembly: principal was talking about the BIG changes we sec ones have to face. i so didnt feel what she put her heart and soul into describing, the painful change from 4 subjects to 10. leeadership training: waste precious training time. Wednesday, April 25, 2007 i hate health check-up lah. yesterday was the checkup. ok this was what happen. i went into the check backbone thing..then the nurse didnt tell me anything. so i came out and ask: what now? the nurse gave me this look and said: TUO DIAO. walao. i almost died. oO results came and i have a positive outcome. haha.. i dont know why ok! i always sit straight! hahah! today during chinese lesson. sulaoshi was going through the chinese tingxie. so i made up this quiz:what is the first thing you think of when..1. you wake up?-moira: oh crap, i have to wak up.-juan: KELLY!-nicoleyue: ah crap. must see the miss ****'s face again.-ning: wanting to sleep again2. before you sleep?-moira: i want to be a star!-juan: KELLY!-nicoleyue: him..-ning: i dunno3. recess?-moira: walau must resist! cannot eat. so fat aleady. must lose 10kg.-juan: KELLY!-nicoleyue: food-ning: end of boring lesson4. after school?-moira: freedom! msn.-juan: KELLY!-nicoleyue: audi.-ning: no more lesson5. when you see NICOLE CHAN?-moira: my bestie is a sperm. -juan: KELLY!-nicoleyue : [ censored]-ning: [censored] Monday, April 23, 2007  i am hereby adddicted to: 1. cookies 2. cheese cake 3. hot creamy soup with think butered bread 4. bacon deepfried 5. omgosh. lemon chicken rice. does anyone now wonder why i gained 2 kg?
omgosh. i shall hereby prepare myself to resist all these. i shall instead , do skipping. i heard that moira lost a freaking 2kg and so did mary. AH. i hate myself. nicole is jealous. omg! in 2weeks its the 2.4km napfa! im so gonna die. i am so happy i finally finished the damn script. i changed my msn pic to this and lijuan got all fluttery. exclaiming her LOVE for her darling. with the EFF word. Saturday, April 21, 2007 was suppose to watch at movie at raffles town club at 5pm. then, my uncle's brother passed away cause of some sudden attack of nose cancer. really really sad. i met him a few times. hes quite a nice guy. well, maybe we will be catching the 8pm movie. track was crap on last friday, we did a special gym traning that was so easy and had the rest of the time to play games. we decided to play football. i was really really moody. so i just dragged my feet around, the seniors were quite nice to not show that they were pissed at me. then someone saw lighting. YAY. so we had to stop. but no, they found some indoor game. table-tennis. so i got back into my trance and just stared into space. i dont know why mary insisted i get down the table-tinnis table and start playing with them, and she called me crazy lah. so i did get down in the end. and played shit. so mary after less than 30secs stopped playing. i went up to specstand. shayne, nicole liem, kelly and clair were there. so i just sat and stared at the track. then realised i was wasting time. started smsing moira and learning tingxie. i didnt know how to read some words, so i asked shayne, then she asked nicole liem, and finally she asked kelly and clair. haha. kelly stared at it for 5mins and could not remember. lol. so i went back to where i sat. and turned my head, i saw DORCUS. haha. dorcus is soo smart. she told me every word i didnt know. oh and it was her birthday on that day! haha. i miss company. cant wait for school to start. Thursday, April 19, 2007 ok. just finished pe assignment. omgoshh. left my chem file in school. so cant study lah. never mind, think ill study in the morning tomorrow. i should be studying for chem now! did shit for math test again. oh yesterday went to turf city to support mid-d girs. then i was waving the huuge SN flag..and..i hit mary smack in the forehead! omgosh! i cant hep laughing even though it was very very wrong. mary had this two-line thingo on her head! then she was ok after a while. we had problem finding the toilet. and when we found it..it as bloody hell locked. then we found the real toilet. IT WAS LIKE SHIT. i actually needed to pee. then when i saw the state the toilet was in. i could my pee for like, 2hours. later, it was mary's turn to hold the flag. guessed what happened? she hit desiree in the lip. there was a cut. mary then started the flag-is-cursed theory. summary for the day:lijuan: really obsessed case. marie: not helping the obsessed case much.moira: helping the obsessed case, but not effective.nicole yue: has her own obssessed case. HAHA.ningxuan: think she know about obssessed case.xinhoon: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?joanna: sick of obssessed case.vanessa AN: doesnt care about obsessed case.vimtim: does not know obssessed case. everyone else: KNOWS ABOUT OBSSESSED CASE.if you really really wanna know about obssessed case, feel free to google it up. yes, its that big. might be. considering the speed the gossip is spreading at. Tuesday, April 17, 2007 went to support table tennis today.YAY. the best thing was i missed chinese LIT. omg. i could feel the exuding jealousy from the other classes=)) the looks of envy on YUTIAN'S FACE when she whispered: "nicole! where are you going!" hahaha!!
we went to some chong ching or whatever place. and guess what! i saw yuwei there! she got DSA into cedar! i waved like some nut! moira and i screamed our lungs out for the player. then twice, we actually accidentally cheered when the opponent scored! so emabarrassing! oh ya. then we were doing victory cheer.. moira and i were also cheeriong really loudly..then suddenly everyone stoopped cheering. and only me and moira's voices were heard! walao eh. OOH. SJI, RI, and some other schools were there. hahaha! moira had the HOTS. it was so hot down there. it was almost like a workout! to my right was moira fanning herself and checking her phone every second. to my left was the obsessed and possesed kelly fan club. oh ya. its kelly's birthday today.haha. happy birthday if you see this. to my back was really hot and bothered sec twos. and my back back back. was miss chan, looking at us.
summary for the day:
moira: awesome crapper.
marie: pervented as always.(she told me"feel the cups for inspiration)
SULAOSHI(mrsoh): GAVE ME A NOTEBOOK THAT SAID" FEELING THE CUPS"
lijuan: seen her softer side.
xinhoon: walao. obsessed freak.
marcus: loves to irritate me. YOU watch out.
my english test paper: screamed LOUSY at me.
my geog project: SCREAMED: WHY HAVENT YOU FINISH YET WHEN I AM DUE TOMORROW??
my IN newspaper worksheets: you're dead and will not be able to wake up tomorrow cause you will be finishing me up.
ME: AHH. i so gotta do work now.
Monday, April 16, 2007 just finished track. my shoulder hurts like hell! during track, we paired up and had to do some stretching..mary pulled my arms in wrong direction. and now it freaking hurts. i need someone to massage my shoulders..by hitting or pressing really reaally hard. don't like burpees. haha. i slacked one. so instead of 30 burpees. i did 29=) ok fine, im not proud of it or anything. im damn sick of hearing my senior obsessed fans talk about my senior. they were actually bikering on who was her" number 1 fan" what crap la. they talked through the whole d and t lesson! ahh! then i got ditracted and held the full-of-glue piece of work i did onto my hand. got my hands really really dirty during track! lucky there was a tap near by! i hate water and mud. they have totally no chemistry. and water and the track. made my hands really wet and red. totally sucks. i belong in a keep-my-nails-and -hand clean world. they shot went into the mud really really deep. so i had trouble getting it out! my fingernails are like full of mud now. im gonna bathe..bro wanna use comp, cant understand why can't he use the other comp. he is so out to get me. evil guy. Thursday, April 12, 2007 stressing over IPW. urggh. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY! today had performance in the hall. lol. saw seniors perform..haha..AH. just remebered pe project due tomorrow. and its what?! 8pm exactly! i need my sleep. suicide can come tomorrow. i don't feel like doing it anyways. ipw is due on friday ANDD miss chan will kill if we don't finish it. and what, cabbie only halfway through. helping to do the stuff on the islamic religion. i need to summarise the 1000word long paragraph into 150 words. what crap. and thats only one fifth of the part i am spose to do. can't wait to download all the songs onto my new comp and burn them into the cd..and this comp can make burn pictures on the cd. hey who wanna join piracy business with me! lol joking. im a law-abidng, school abiding ,pure in mind, body and soul GOOD GIRL. yepp. im obsessed with my new blog song!! kept singing the chorus the whole day. "i really miss your hair in my face" then my bro heard that and screamed" REALLY??" WTF. then he shoved his whole head in my face. whacked him hard. then he goes and complain. and " NIIIICCCCCCOOOOOOOLEEE" can be heard. i love my life. Wednesday, April 11, 2007 just finished track. training so slackk. good that competition is over. shit that i did like shit. was depressed for really really long. i still am. really feel no "feeling" to throw. every time i throw discus or shot now, im overcomed by this 'i can't do this' feeling. and then? i really can't do it. thinking about the national juniors made it worse. played football after javelin practice.hahaha. gracia and i started picking weeds that looked like flowers. gave one to jocelyn and shayne, hahaha and the oh-not-IRRISTABLE vanessa.c and the flower-hated vanessa an that did something really really mean today! AH. but anyways. doesnt matter. i expected to do better for story-telling. im so dissapointed. tomorrow have math test, misss rocky saw me and was like," nicole, tomorrow must study for the test ok!" i went like hahaha..ok. but im not studying. don't like math. was slogging guts out with cabbie and still got scolded for the IPW thingy. [sigh] i did the interview today. lol interviwed malay store uncle.he seemed really happy to answer my questions...hahaha.. Tuesday, April 10, 2007 1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME
nicole chan jing wen
2.What colour pants are you wearing?
Black
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
98.7fm
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED?
on the chair
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
rice
6. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?
purple
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
dark, windy
8. LAST PERSON YOU TAlKED TO ON THE PHONE??
cabrini
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
hahahahaHAHAHAHA..shy*shy*
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?
oh you mean vaneesa? LOVE HER.
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
ecstastic
12. FAVOURITE DRINK?
iced tea
13. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
good girls dont drink
14.What is your favourite sport?
badminton
15. HAIR COLOUR?
black
16.EYE COLOUR?
brownish
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
no, dont have the guts to
18. SIBLINGS?
brother, younger
19.FAVOURITE MONTH?
JUNE
20.FAVOURITE FOOD?
TIM SUM
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
the break-up (at raffles town club)
22. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR
don't really have one.
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY?
saturday!!!!!!
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
depends
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE?
WHHHAAAT?
26. SUMMER OR WINTER?
winter
27. HUGS OR KISSES?
kisses
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
chocolate
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
yes
30. Who's most LIKELY TO RESPOND?
super chain-mailer senders
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
most people
32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
never thought of it.
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
gossip girl
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM WENT OFF ?
my maid wakes me
36. DO YOU MISS BIG BROTHER YET?
no.
37. FAVOURITE SMELLS?
err..
38. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
books
39. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
buttered
40. FAVOURITE CRISPS?
no favourite
41. FAVOURITE CAR?
ROLLS ROYCE
42. FAVOURITE FLOWER?
rose. RED RED ROSE.
43. How MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
oneeee.
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE
haha..im modest.
45. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK
friday, saturday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE?
red
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
invited friends over.
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD?
whats that?
49. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE
MORNING?
where is the button to switch on the radio. i need music to wake me up fully.
50. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE YOU HAVE FINISHED THIS ?
1. xi you ji must summarise and prepare to story tell in chinese.
2. geog.
3. IPW(tomorrow's deadline)
4. maths hmk
5. blog. Thursday, April 5, 2007 national juniors is this saturday! I am sooo scared. i have not even perfected the discus technique then competition is here already. AH. Lijuan is driving me crazy with her lesbian obsessions. I need a break. I hate IPW. time consuming. and believe it or not, i havent touched maple for a whole month. Saw tiffany today in school, hahaha. shes getting a LIFE. My work is really really bad. i should not be blogging. gonna start tuition soon. so maybe that will help. but that would also mean less time with my darling computer=( today had super class confrontation with miss chan. i have to admit, 1truth is meeeeannn. after all, shes just an old woman. and she has FEELINGS. won't be surprise the moment she walked out she burst into tears. and su lao shi didn't come again on tues and wed!! so we got to go family lounge to talk crap. LOVE moira. shes one big super crapper. trying to hit on my seniors!! ahahaha. i was talking to jiawei cuz she has free period during chinese lesson and moira just joined in. hahaha. have to admit shes super friendly. and shes always waving to my seniors. hahaha. and i saw diana nai during red house prac. waved to her and screamed: HELLO MY BELOVED RED HOUSE CAPTAIN. haha!! then she gave me the look but still waved back. moira is influencing me, super. p.s marie has adapted this super high pitched voice then is then adapted by lijuan. Its like avirus. BEWARE. oh. and also beware of lijuan freakin flying, raging super lesbian tendancy hormones then are within the radius of 1metre of her nose. Sunday, April 1, 2007
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