You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having.
Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet.
Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.
Nicole Chan
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Track and Field
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1 Truth 07
2 Grace 08
3 Purity 09
Prolly 4 Purity too:D
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Red house
There is nothing to do today. I'm reading this book called pot of gold. The protagonist in the story- Claire, won (pronounced 'one') 60 million. This left me thinking what i would do if i won 60mil.
Which is impossible because: 1. I don't buy 4-D. 2. I don't buy Toto. 3. I don't even know if there is a difference btw them.
Thinking back, I once picked out a good ticket in a luckydraw but threw it back in because i wanted the first prize (which i cannot remember what). I think i got the consolation or 2nd prize. Can't remember. So anw. I ended up with nothing. The thing i drew was a DVD player btw.
Anw, back to my future 60mil. I will donate to the save the environment project first. Then buy a new house that's 5 times bigger than my present that would probably consume 5 times more energy. Then get my private jet plane and fly along to every single continent, With my new pet chichi that's a tiger. A tamed african tiger from the sands of africa. I would hate to continue schooling but I will.
Back to earth. I will stop dreaming. I shall continue reading and see what happens to stupid claire with all that money. hmph.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Give me Novocain says: i demand to know who is chamberlain! Give me Novocain says: YOU CANNOT KEEP ME IN SUSPENCE. Give me Novocain says: TELL ME! sir archie, girl, we're flying on a G-5, G-5, says: he's a really nice guy sir archie, girl, we're flying on a G-5, G-5, says: damn cute sir archie, girl, we're flying on a G-5, G-5, says: and talented sir archie, girl, we're flying on a G-5, G-5, says: wanna see his photo? Give me Novocain says: ahhhhhhAHHHHHH OMG YES! SHOW! sir archie, girl, we're flying on a G-5, G-5, says: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (flashes ARCHULETA) sir archie, girl, we're flying on a G-5, G-5, says: :D:D Give me Novocain says: ok. Give me Novocain says: i want to kill you.
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Stupid econs test. Usually after CT then miss lin says "okay can talk", there will be this sudden uproar of chattering. today, after HE test. There was like silence after she said can talk. Then next line was "What's the next lesson?" HAHAA. No one cares about econs lah. CLit was just horrible. Shall not elaborate, so diu lian.
AND NICEA AND I ARE OFFICIALLY GOING FOR SALAD COMP.
HOHO, BE JEALOUS.
THIS IS ONE OF OUR MANY TALENTS OKAY>:/
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Stupid Marie come bluff she she was going for IP in vj.
"OMGOMGOMG I GOT INTO VJ IP!!" "omg ni tou shi crazy! Applied already of course must go right! Aiyah. If i get in i will come back and visit! heh. going for interview oon mon. shit luh. wanted to get to the NJ one kay. ARHHH. (some private important stuff) "
annoying. i was so depressed at the prospect of the shit leaving. not that i don't want her to go or anything! just that there will be no one to return my plates for me.
cannot imagine.
and i still didn't get to eat my chawamushi. which i just realised existed only this year.
then i called honeybunny to see if she's really going. then she said : "aiya, that marie so stupid how to go ip!" then xinhoon called so i asked her too. "she's bluffing lah!"
and i actually believed her. but in self-defence. i didn't really 100% believe that dumb thinggg okay!>:/
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
I wanna do my skin:( All clit's fault:(
NICEA AND I ARE GOING FOR SALAD COMP.
C.O.M.P.E.T.I.T.I.O.N.
if we get in.
stupid her is confident:D
bananna salad!
Sunday, June 22, 2008
dad-bro convo.
dad: what makes you an idiot? bro: (whines) I am not an idiot! dad: no you are. answer my question. bro: (bored) nothing. dad: oh, so nothing makes you an idiot.
HHAHAHAHA, ROFL. my brother damn dumb lah.
quotable quotes: "anw. after i talked to -, then i bet - will like continue convo and - did then - try to play hard to get type halfway. then backspace! wait like 2mins then answer like whatever can."
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Sally, you're my heart-throb.
I'M NOT LESBIAN.
new moon
LOOOOOK! spot the diff. its like omg-ly limited edition.
I was listening to a chinese blog song.
then my mum heard it.
MUM: NICOLE! SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO CHEEEEEEENA!
then my brother heard it.
BRO: OMG, IS THIS CHINESE ? *gives jaw-drop*
but it's actually kinda nice. thats the first chinese song i like. ever since the lao shu ai da mi period.
oh and marie's wo yao zuo ni de ro-mi-yeo.
i tell you, marie tan is a very sharp little girl.
she spots things very fast, has a knack for things.
she spotted hoon's wallet when it was lost and the new moon book.
and she spots weird stuff.
mm, not that im complimenting that si bian tai, but its true!
"chocolate muffin with extra toppings!"
i tell you, lin li juan is not very clever.
marie told me, that day she and lin were walking.
then this woman behind them shouted: CHOU NU REN!
and lin reacted instantaneously!
mm, not that i am calling her stupid.
"haiya, stupid lesbian trying to act high-class!"
i tell you, xinhoon is a pervert.
she just had to like turn around to show me her back when she was stripping off her shirt.
i mean when she had her swimming costume underneath.
then she keeps making inappropriate advancements towards the "don't know what a tampon feels like" me.
triple inverted smiley.
"ohmygod!"
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Went Marie's basement today.
enjoyed sugar roll and tunaa puff,
didn't know monsta eater xinhoon would be there, haha!
should have brought more.
xinhoon eats everything she can get hands on.
(even people, keep anyhow me)
TSK!
maggiemeee for lunch.
Had loads of fun as usual.
Haha! favourite people everrrrrr:)
meeting juan at bustop tmr i think.
then we're gonna get FOOOD!
then go to M's.
went playground,
always deserted, no one to fight swing with.
hoho.
shit th video of marie,
shit shit:(
too big, then load damn long.
HMMMPH.
tell you, was damn sexyy okay. maybe cannot post here, can post youtube.
HEHEHEHE HAHAHA HOOOO
i think marie will just kill me.
blog is limited to friends, YOUTUBE!
HAHA all the cheekos, bian tais and people like xinhoon all go watch.
she couldn't even bear to look at her video pleasse.
awwwwwh, sweet chocolate peanut puff!:)
11.17, why am i always up so late.
waking at 7 tmr,
gotta sleep early.
:)
barfy sucks, found her blog!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
after slc. look at the thing with red bad running! that's loser marie!:D HEHE.
after primary slc with yanyi
random trng day.
There are actually much more pics. the first one is super unglam. but im too lazy go blot out my face. haha. ok, shall post the rest when i blot out my face :D
I went swimming in marie's old condo-
1. Without mental preparation
2. Without swimming costume
3. With the %^&^@E%, that hoon and i shared in common.
And we played-
1. catching the improvised version
2. in-water groping. (not really though, who wants to grope those unhot things! haha!)
3. water hug
4. double swim racing
You don't get the games. But anw, i don't geddit too.
AND I LEARNT!
1. HOW TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE. (SORT OF, ANW. IF YOU COUNT LANDING FLAT ON THE SUPER HARD WATER BUT STILL GG IN THE WATER)
marie thought i was so "awesome-ated". (her fav word)
2. How xinhoon is such a horny shit (not very hot or sexy video below)
3. How damn exotic i am okayzxzxzxzxzx, brand-new hair movement. (next fashionnnn move)
LISTEN UP ALL YOU LESSSSSYYY WANNABEZXZXZ!
LIN LI JUAN'S THE NEW HOT LESSSSY SENSATION. WATCH HER MOVE/GROOVE IN THE POOL. LEAVE A TAG FOR MORE MOVE GROOVE TO THE LIN ACTION.
(but she's not les.)
(nope.)
(not at all)
p.s.
i am determined to have abs, gonna train harder during trng. do more stomach stuff.
cannot deny it's not you, darling.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
primary slc / track camp
Let's start with: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YIHUI!
okay.
SLC-
Ok, a bit late. But was not on comp you know:( anw, SLC was super fun! teaching the pri kids what leadership is. I don't see how the games help actually. But anw, AHHA IT WAS WAY FUN. Was with priscilla facilitating.
Aiyyoo, can't rmb what happened.
But i still know i don't have huge mega love for kids. Like pris was gg OMG SO CUTEEEEEEEE. And i was thinking "very cute meh". Like this badminton kid. So annoying okay! UGGGH. I didn't show outward annoyance though. Of course not, i have the highest level of control!
Track camp-
I ran 22 rounds in 3 days.
AND.
I didn't lose weight.
Like. Look.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD! how can i run (22 times 400m) and not lose anything!
But it was quite enjoyable.
If you cut out the cockroaches prowling the school, headache for 17 hours but still having to train in burning sun, sleeping on Gracia's butt, not being able to breathe in a seemingly minus degree air-conditioned room, waking at an unearthly hour(6.30am), sleeping at an unearthly hour(1am), not being able to sleep on first day, eating delicious sichuan victim's kind of food and having heads popping up in the window.
The room was like pitch-black at night and dead silent. One phone can illuminate up the whole room and people whispering can be heard crystal-clear. Thus adding to the piss factor.
But the camp was fun. Esspecially the games throwers played.
Bathing was good. First time i bathed without people hammering hurry up on the flimsy door.
Poor UGs. They had to bathe in 3 mins, or else have pumpings. Omg la, i think i took 10mins plus plus.
It was actually quite funny watching them run here run there doing their drills.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
xiaooo yin du.
Baobei has a fantastic voice for crooning lips of an angel.
She'll serenade you to sleep. ALL. DAY. LONG.
Yihui! the third party in my and cheok's loving relationship. y'knw.
The pics overdue from Little India!:D
SD card is workinggggg!:D
VIDEOED.
Calling up the computer man.
My keyboard died on me again yesterday. Then my dad made me call up hp care. WTH. I didn't dare to at first. (shyyy, you know!?) But i did.
Hp man: This is Jay from (blahhhh), may I have your name and details? [ freakishly robotic way of speaking, have the big company accent. Like my dad has a weird way of picking up the phone ] Me: [frightened] Nicole. uh. what details? Hp man: Miss Nicole, the computer's (smth smth) Me: (2 seconds pause) huh? Hp man: The (smth smth) Nicole: OOoooh.
Then he explains one step by one step. "You see the start button in round shape?" "yes" "double click it" "ok" "something appeared?" "yes"
So anw, he was really nice not to blow his top cus i really didn't understand lots of stuff. From this, it must be that there are people worst than me. YOU KNOW.
So he fixed the keyboard issue. Then i realised it was a really good time to spew out all the stupid comp's faults. 1. The pictures cannot be seen in thumbnails 2. The USB shit cannot load 3. Then some others i realised when i was repairing the first and original problem.
AND HE FIXED ALL! He said he would call back with the solution. Which he just did. Then he solved it in like 5 steps. Not counting the parts i didn't know what to open cus didn't know where it was. omg, make me feel damn dumb.
I'm not an IT(information technology) idiot okay. Just that. I didn't know it was that simple. Omg. The final part of convo went like that.
Him: So you click the WIEWWWWW tab. Me: huh?!?!?!? Him: The top button. the WIEWWWWW tab. Me: looks and thinks hard trying to process what the heck was wiewwwwww. Him: wiewww tab! (THIS WENT ON FOR A MINUTE) ME: OH THE VIEWWWWWW TAB. Him: Yes. wiewwwww.
LOL. He didn't get the joke though.
Then after he solved it. Me: Oh. Him: yar.... mmm. Me: oooh... Him: (repeats everything) Me: ohhhh. Him: Just to double check... (Repeats step again another way) Me: Oh ok.. Him: So do you have anymore questions? Me: errrrrr. No i don't think so. Him: Ok. can i have your email? I need to (something) Me: (gives email) Him: Ok, so there is no questions? Me: No. bye bye. Him: (about to say something) Have a nice day. (long info about any further enquires. Me: ok. Him: Goodbye.
Hm, damn scary to call up. I hope stupid keyboard doesn't die again.
Monday, June 2, 2008
Marie is trying to flirt/ tell me lewd jokes.
sir archie, you're a parking ticket, aren't you, cause you know, you've gone "fine" written all over you;) says: "you huffle puff, i'll slither in"
Anw, hunny bunny is in malaysia. She didn't tell me she was going. Then when i sent an sms demanding to know the reason why she didnt tell me. She smsed back. "HURH?! Tell you? Haha. Do I look like I am your boyfriend?!"
HAHHAHHAHAHHA, I LOL-ED when i was talking to marie on phone. She went Yishun, and trust me. I know.
Ok anw, that line is funny because that day when i was in tuition she smsed me to get her something.
Then i told her.
" What! DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?! I'm in tuition lah. "
THEREFORE, THE REPLY ON THE BF THING IS FUNNY. HAHHAA!
So anw, last day of storytelling workshop was alright. We got videoed and our group's is all over youtube. NOT GONNA REVEAL LINK>:/ Too Good lar. I got in for the audio books thingo with vanessa (sec 1), so will be having voice trng when school reopens or smth.
OH SHIT SHIT. I TOTALLY FREAKING FORGOT ABOUT THE PAPER PLANES CREATIVE WRITING OKAY:(
UGH.
PISSED. PISSED. PISSED.
Ok, watching m18 movies online is freaking horrible experience/ bad quality. Or should just quote marie. "get someone to pack us in his suitcase and smuggle us in!"
That weirdo/ obssessed with people with the cool name nicole.
