Straight to the point.


On saturday,
I went for this lunch party at panpacific.
AND I SAW ZOE TAY.
LIKEOMG, SHE WAS JUST AT THE NEXT TABLE!



If you don't know who zoe tay is (stupid xinhoon), you you you

lack general knowledge.
THAT IS ZOE.

This is my relationship with her. Me-Mum-Karen(mum's friend)-Karen's husband-Husband's brother-zoe tay(wife)

Saw her cute son too.

And yes, i secretly took that picture.

Watched p.s i love you at marie's with marie, erina, lewdddie, cabby and yorklyn today.

Lijuan and I went marie's house last friday too. Was quite determined to sit down and finish watching a horror movie when we decided cannot.

Too scary.

EVERYONE tried to act brave then started screaming at the un-scary parts. It wasn't some random horror. It was a brave attempt at The Exorcist OKAY! NOT FUNNY.

anw, P.S i love you has NUDITY. It says PG, what is wrong with them! kids cannot see naked male asses okay! :(

OH NO.
tmr's salad comp and we're not even done.
Nicea gotta go NDP.
and now i have to type recipe.
WITH ALL THE NUTRIENTS INFO.

AND I DON'T WANNA DO:(

UGHH.

I was actually damn excited about it.
Nowww ah.
I shouldn't have joined.

Nicea come online.
Nicea please come online.

AHHHH NDP ENDS AT NIGHT! (!!!!!!!!!)

Oh yes, one more.



Jolyne Tan the future doctor's inner mei li.

Before you people get THE SHOCKER OF YOUR LIFE, BRACE YOURSELVES.


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YOU SEE YOU SEE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU.

" Sorry to bring it up, but I've read some people speculate that your boobs are fake. I think I was right that they are just... jealous! It's obvious from these photos your assets are real from the way they naturally fall to the sides when you lie down.

Very gorgeous hun, cheers :) "

I told this to marie and lewd jolyne.
Jolyne thought i was talking about marie and marie thought i was talking about nelly.
HAHHAA, nope.
Some cheeko bian tai left comment for dawn yang.
After she posted her sexy photos.

Biantai.

Anw, jolyne (refer to picture below)



Performs at Crazy Horse.
But it's the kopitiam kind.
you think she can go PARIS LA PARIS or whatever it is to perform issit!
Jolyne says: "i tell you i am prettier than her okay! at least i dont bleach my hair like some ah beng ah lian NOR do i photoshop my face NOR do i slab on make up in a vain attempt to look pretty NOR do i wear crazily coloured contacts to make my eyes sexy okay!!
and her eyes is not even sexy please!! EVER SEEN MY EYES UP CLOSE?:S "

But Dawn Yang is so pretty!

(I'm not lesbian)

Guess what I did today!

I went to see furniture.

Well, my day didn't actually start like this.

It started with me thinking that Mummy and I were going shopping.

Then my dad wanted to come, so after we dropped Marcus off for his milk run thingo, we went to buy furniture. (THE WORD FURNITURE IS SPAT OUT WITH DEEP MENACE)

ALWAYS BUYING FURNITURE!

We didn't have to go with him to see.

HE HAS HIS OWN CAR.

but no, it's FAMILY DAY, REMEMBER?

(grimace)

Cus my dad bought this leather sofa, then now he doesn't like it.

Then we got this table one day, now he wants to throw it away get a new one.

Without consulting anyone, he got a wooden table.

Which he says made from some (cheem stuff) wood and expensive.

GUESS WHAT!

The wooden table he got did not come with chairs cus he didn't like the chairs.

Now, the table has no chairs.

AND he wants to get mordern chairs.

Okay look.

Although i am not designer nicole chan.
I KNOW THEY WON'T FIT OKAY.

So the old table is being used while the new one is at one side.

So we were looking at eye popping numbers of $500 plus a chair.

And gotta get 8.

Then he wants to do an open-kitchen concept thingooo.
Ok, don't know how the house will look like by end of year.
And i saw this cool cool jap concept thing I want for my room.

But ok ok, dream long long.
too many things to settle.

Stupid honeeybunny switched to xanga.
So now we're no longer from the same blogger fah-mah-lee.
:(

suckerrr.

HATE MARIE FOR CORRECTING SPELLING, OMG.

Awwwwwh, Marie (insert most endearing endearment here) didn't come to school today cus she had a cough. Which she said would spread to everyone if she came. I tell you i have sixth sense okay. I knew she wasn't in school right in the morning. Then although she said that she was afraid she was gonna spread, she still kept biantai-ly coming so close to me. Free hugs/kiss, no thanks. Yuck yuck. Must go get vitamins now.

So we were calling her during recess, then she's so dumb she couldn't even get through my phone when told to call back. Was gonna have date with Hunnybunny for recess, but decided to call baobei to join us. Baobei is fun and so damn hot lah(fondle fondle). And she does pranks way better than some ppl. Xinhoon was being crazy in the gym agn. Fat gym bunny!
Look at this:
(calls)
Me: Xinhoooooon, where are you!
Her: Sorry! Not coming today, gonna go gymmmm!:D
Me: Siao ah! SO SLIM STILL GO!
Her: I AM VERY FAT!
Me: (have a very private thought about that line after a very quick comparison) WHATEVER LAH! DON'T GO!
Her: NOOOOOO! Actually ah, you, marie and lijuan damn fat okay. Come with me!
We: HURH! (strong objection after meinu appears and mentions it is fried food day)

Hunnybunny was having withdrawal symtoms today. Stupid drug addict.

OH OH, AND I BAKED SUPER UEEEEPER NICE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS TODAY:D
(everyone wanted to try okay, except cutegirl93 (francine goh) )

Then the sift thing, to SIFT the flour that thing. In orange. With holes. Ok, i get it. You all know what a sift is. (Stupid ones, don't try to act like you know too) OK. Not supposed to get it wet. Nicea or I, not sure who. GOT BUTTER ON IT OKAY. TELL YOU, if mala found out. can fail okay! So i was frantically trying to wash it off. A little butter left on it. Aiya, a few cockcroaches neh mind one. (omg, omg, omg. Now i feel guilty.) I bet there are cockroaches enjoying it now. omg. I want to change station!:(

Come to think of it. Maybe someone in year 2000 got butter stuck in it too. Then she never wipe/ scrub clean. Then cockcroach come play inside. Frolicking in the uh, flour(pronounced floooowerrrr) And licking butter like lollipop.

I happen to enjoy my freshly-made muffin lots.

omg, i want to die.

Ok, NEXT.

After lunch, was on way to meet marie(that came back)with jane when I saw hunnybunny. >: Stupid MAOtiao thingo tried to cheat on me with chemin and ppl. Anw, marie did come back to school for her drama prac (hahaha) Which I'm glad she did cus i got to talk to her. Not that i like to talk to her or anything.

Went to lib with jane and marie. And spent life comforting her. Don't you think likeomg she's a much happier person now! One thing about her is- if she isnt smiling, then her eyes are. If she ain't smiling with either, then her nose is. If they all aren't smiling..


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something tragic just happened. (For example, I, being so important to the growing kid, didn't call back after 2minutes.)

Or it's the world's apocalypse.


Or...



You get her a pet fish.

which she would then be so depressed, because one day, it would die and she would have to join lijuan in the withdrawal symtom club for a year to recuperate.

p.s Jane was funny during trng, she said the cleaners clean the leaves on the track by using spikes, then poke everything off. haha!