Over the edge, I'm just breathless.
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You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having. Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet. Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Animals
Guess whot.

I SO dissected a pig's heart today!
So brave right.
I'm bloody proud of myself.
1. I breathed in that decomposing pungence and
2. Accustomed my virgin eyes to that bloody screwed up mangled mess which my group anyhow chop open until it broke into 2:(
3. I have thus completed Bio Chng's biology module and will get sunshine dawn back next week.

Could we have 1 minute of silence for all the pigs that died for our bio lesson today please!

3 Purity has an anti-pig society whose members are mouse-hearted la. Opposite of me! Hehehehehe. Like that vanessa! hahhaha. It's a lifetime chance!
Actually not la. They will have in the markets.
But i mean after this lesson who will go buy a heart to chop up???

?!?!?!?!?!

Ok.
I don't need to know.

I like to snip the fats away. It's like snipping rubberbands! Except this is real life flesh. I always wanted to do something as wild as that.

Who was the one that went to tell everyone that i liked cutting the fats cus it is like cutting away my own!??!
OWN UP NOW AH BEFORE I FIND OUT.
NEVER TOO LATE.
IF YOU ARE SHY YOU CAN FIND ME AFTER SCHOOL.

Heh heh. Oh oh!
That day i went Lijuan's house to play with her 32 hamsters.
Not a typo.
It really is 32.
Stupid crazy mad hamster fanatic.
Omg, i love the zoomies! I was trying to catch the cutest oneeeee!

AND I CAUGHT IT! HOHOHOHOHO.

Ok then right. I held the hamster like a pencil, with it's head popping up through my thumb and index.
I looked at it and smiled my cutest brightest smile and it blinked 3 times!
:D :D :D :D

Kuteee right! Hehehehe.

I decided to show lijuan that it was blinking at me.
The moment i turned the ham ham's body towards lijuan (!!!!)

The hamster (!!!!!)
SPAT OUT ITS YEAR'S SUPPLY OF SUNFLOWER SEEDS!
AHHHHHH.
HAHHAHA IT WAS SO FUNNY I WANT TO SWEAR BUT I CAN'T! HAHHAHAHA.

Then there was another, i give it 6/10 for cute-ness but because it shitted and peed on me, there will so be a pending demerit.

That hamster izz so ...
full of shit la.
Literally.
It defecated 4 times when i took it out onto the living room floor ok.
Yuckkkkkkk. I ordered Lijuan to pick it up immedietely.
The shit is so tiny.

I think if i dropped it in your ribena you won't even realize.
You'll think it's some light reflection i bet.
Physiczzzz geekzzz.