Over the edge, I'm just breathless.
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You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having. Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet. Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Awwwwwh, Marie (insert most endearing endearment here) didn't come to school today cus she had a cough. Which she said would spread to everyone if she came. I tell you i have sixth sense okay. I knew she wasn't in school right in the morning. Then although she said that she was afraid she was gonna spread, she still kept biantai-ly coming so close to me. Free hugs/kiss, no thanks. Yuck yuck. Must go get vitamins now.

So we were calling her during recess, then she's so dumb she couldn't even get through my phone when told to call back. Was gonna have date with Hunnybunny for recess, but decided to call baobei to join us. Baobei is fun and so damn hot lah(fondle fondle). And she does pranks way better than some ppl. Xinhoon was being crazy in the gym agn. Fat gym bunny!
Look at this:
(calls)
Me: Xinhoooooon, where are you!
Her: Sorry! Not coming today, gonna go gymmmm!:D
Me: Siao ah! SO SLIM STILL GO!
Her: I AM VERY FAT!
Me: (have a very private thought about that line after a very quick comparison) WHATEVER LAH! DON'T GO!
Her: NOOOOOO! Actually ah, you, marie and lijuan damn fat okay. Come with me!
We: HURH! (strong objection after meinu appears and mentions it is fried food day)

Hunnybunny was having withdrawal symtoms today. Stupid drug addict.

OH OH, AND I BAKED SUPER UEEEEPER NICE CHOCOLATE MUFFINS TODAY:D
(everyone wanted to try okay, except cutegirl93 (francine goh) )

Then the sift thing, to SIFT the flour that thing. In orange. With holes. Ok, i get it. You all know what a sift is. (Stupid ones, don't try to act like you know too) OK. Not supposed to get it wet. Nicea or I, not sure who. GOT BUTTER ON IT OKAY. TELL YOU, if mala found out. can fail okay! So i was frantically trying to wash it off. A little butter left on it. Aiya, a few cockcroaches neh mind one. (omg, omg, omg. Now i feel guilty.) I bet there are cockroaches enjoying it now. omg. I want to change station!:(

Come to think of it. Maybe someone in year 2000 got butter stuck in it too. Then she never wipe/ scrub clean. Then cockcroach come play inside. Frolicking in the uh, flour(pronounced floooowerrrr) And licking butter like lollipop.

I happen to enjoy my freshly-made muffin lots.

omg, i want to die.

Ok, NEXT.

After lunch, was on way to meet marie(that came back)with jane when I saw hunnybunny. >: Stupid MAOtiao thingo tried to cheat on me with chemin and ppl. Anw, marie did come back to school for her drama prac (hahaha) Which I'm glad she did cus i got to talk to her. Not that i like to talk to her or anything.

Went to lib with jane and marie. And spent life comforting her. Don't you think likeomg she's a much happier person now! One thing about her is- if she isnt smiling, then her eyes are. If she ain't smiling with either, then her nose is. If they all aren't smiling..


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something tragic just happened. (For example, I, being so important to the growing kid, didn't call back after 2minutes.)

Or it's the world's apocalypse.


Or...



You get her a pet fish.

which she would then be so depressed, because one day, it would die and she would have to join lijuan in the withdrawal symtom club for a year to recuperate.

p.s Jane was funny during trng, she said the cleaners clean the leaves on the track by using spikes, then poke everything off. haha!