Over the edge, I'm just breathless.
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You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having. Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet. Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.

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Sunday, July 20, 2008
ALOHA, WORLD.

Just finished salad-making!

Nicea and I thought there were gonna be nobody so wuliao go join salad making.
( and schemed to win 1st prize by jumping at this prestigious opportunity that no one would deign to join )

Oh Oh OHHHHHHH.
How wrong we were.

OVERWHELMING RESPONSE.

This is only grp A.


Grp B. the blue row.

rewind, forgot to show you where my eye-catching salad is!

Okay, so we said a prayer with miss gwee and the timer was off.
We damn prepared.

Ok, stop ogling.
I purposely wear my super high belt.

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The first thing I did was to chop carrot. While Nicea mashed the potato.



Wanted to bluff the judge that we could cut pretty flower shapes. The shape cutter helped a lot. Actually i don't think the guy was deceived. Aiya, then the carrot damn hard to cut lah, and the judge was behind me. So i gave this mighty chop on its stupidly stubborn hard body and the little piece detached itself and flew off the table.


"Oh shit."


Then the judge marked something. Which i will not bother deluding myself and convincing that he was awarding me for out-of-the-world strength.


Then nicea claims she washed the lettuce (pronounced lettis, my brother kindly corrected me)And i saw black stuff on it still kay! (sympathy goes all out to judges)

SO, me. Being so clever. Decided to pour the blended avocado on it to hide the shit black stuff. And it worked.
No one will ever know!

Ok, an avocado is this gross-looking fruit.


And only Nicea knows of its existence. It has purple skin that is rough. And hard as stone. Like a shot put. I bet can kill people with avocado. It is bright (to nicea) green when blended. Doesn't it just whet your appetite!


But as you can see, it is only bright green because Nicea sees it like that. JUST LOOK AT HER!:D



Can trust.


After crazy salad making and mixing and all.

We were the last group to finish okay! Cannot understand how we feel... :(

(awkward silence)



Ok. Fine.



SALAD! HEH! Ok, you see the greenish stuff? That's avocado blended. Strategically-placed to hide appettite-spoilers.





If you tell me you spot similarities btw the RUBBISH BIN...

vs. my cute salad.


I will killllllll you lor.


Then prize giving. Didn't win lah kay.
cert!








Thanks to miss mohanna, miss gwee and miss nirmala!


Okay.

WE HAD LUNCH WITH MISS GWEE IN PIZZA HUT. she treated us lah and

SHE WAS NEXT TO ME.

heh.

Kay, I'm sore.

It'll be so cool if we win, but nevertheless, good experience.

As all the teachers comforted.