Over the edge, I'm just breathless.
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You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having. Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet. Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.

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Nicole Chan
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2 Grace 08
3 Purity 09
Prolly 4 Purity too:D
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Friday, May 9, 2008
Napfa 2008.
WAS GREAT! :D
(except 2.4)
I cannot believe how much I improved from last year.
:)
SMILE SMILE:)

Ok, Lets start from the start.
I forgot to bring my Pe shorts for napfa, actually i rememebered, but i thought it was okay, since its napfa.
So i wore my FBTs.
Then subaby,
made all the people (tot. 4) who are not in proper attire to come up front.
So i stood in front.
With smallfry. hockey girl and some other.

Then she told us.
"You give no respect to the school, I give no respect to you."
She told me i had to wear a XS old school pe shorts.

I went to the toilet to try. (Don't know why i bothered, though)
OBVIOUSLY CANNOT FIT.
So i ran around to look for people who would lend me the Shorts.

This sec 3 girl lent me. Hui something. 3 wisdom.
THANKS MANNN, SAVED MY LIFE.

So went on happily to Napfa. (in order)
shuttle : 10.3
sit-ups : 50
Standing board: 177
Sit and reach: 45.5
incline: 22

I'm satisfied. Although that untalented enqi sis 53 situpssss HAHHAHA. UNTALENTED!'

2.4 run: 17.04

Shut up marie tan.
I ran slower than last year. And my gold gold is flying away:(

That's why i was wondering how come i don't feel tired when i finished the run.

AH AH AH AH AH AH.

triple sad face.

ANYWAY.
this is top secret.

CHEAT FOR SIT AND REACH
step 1: find lin lao shi.
step 2: buckle strap highest you can go which is allowed(which sometimes mean teacher don't see) and sit up really straight and point hands totally downwards. bend fingers. tell linlaoshi your finger got cramp.
step 3: breathe in really really deep.
step 4: (MOST IMPT) think of me at the other end of the wide deep blue sea.

You have your A.

If you didn't, you must have not thought of me hard enough.

So after napfa.

Found Marie and walked around. Then found Jolyne and she told us to "FLATTER HER"
1. Jolyne ahhhh, your braces are the newest ungeeekiest thinggg lehzxzx.
2. (Marie did a cheapskate version of only hear the good stuff advert) Jolyne ah, i think you are so %&^#$%^&(blank) hot.

And some other stuff i cannot rememeber.

Oh before that, i went back to class to find a bloody panty liner pasted on the board. Ahahahh, blood as red ink la. THAT SMALLFRY LA. attempted to scare marie with it. succeeeeeeddddded!
YES.
i find joy in scaring marie.
Angelique's my best scare marie buddy.

Found my ANGELique, hahahha. Then talked/ bully jolyne.
Then my Honeybunny came. Gosssiped.
What's life without that.
It is not a sin la.
I think.
Anw, its not vicious gossip.
I think.
and i tell only the usual people only.
so,
i think.
its alright.

After, I went home, and went to bathe. When i went into my room i thought i saw a cockroach. Which left me really hypered up.

I DETEST THAT THINGS.

This is a really long post.

Okay, today.
Maths test sucked.
The speech sucked.
Trng sucked quite.
Macbeth sucked.
Didn't get to do tday.

Alright.

Shit the person who stole xinhoon baby's phone.