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You know life really sucks when your only real joy in school is going to the toilet in between every lesson & walking by 3 Unity and waving to Loser LJ, the little girl by the window, and conduct (v) frequent checks on what lesson she is currently having. Finally, you get over that the lesson is more interesting/practical than waving to you every 45 minutes and you would grit your teeth and proceed on to your original destination- toilet. Walking into the toilet, the first thing you do is check to see whether there are potential victims in the cannot-lock cubicle. If there is, you so secretly desire to challenge the door holder and attempt kicking. open. the. freaking. door.

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Friday, May 16, 2008
HELLO PEOPLE OF THIS BLOG. THIS IS MARIE CAROLINE SPEAKING. ROSE HAS REQUESTED A POST.

DONE BY:

NICOLE CHAN JING WEN(22) SEC 2 GRACE
MARIE TAN PEI EN (33) SEC 2 JUSTICE
AND
LIN LI JUAN(20) SEC 2 GRACE (stupid parasite.)
Title: HAIL PRINCESS XINHOON DAY

PROLOGUE:

Once upon a time, we met this princess by the opulent name of Oh Xin Hoon who made an opulent arrival to our uncomprehensive lives. This beautiful enigma that exudes sophistication which left us blinded by the meteorite that she was, shooting across our drear sky. But she was to leave for the country of the Olympics.

Thou art too like the spirit of Xinhoon!
Woods! Thine eyes doth sear mine heart
Thou other raven black hair is like the first!
A third is like the former!
OH! Xinhoon, why do you show me this?
A beauty! Enliven, eyes!
What! Will the beauty stretch out to the crack of dawn?
Another yet? A mei nu! Take it anymore I shalt not!
And yet there she appears, who shows me many more!
That Chem and Bio book carry,
Such love, ‘tis true!
Now I behold this beautiful Xinhoon!
Now I see ‘tis true!
For the opulent beauty stands before me and smiles at us for eons!
Behold this opulent soul!


SURVERY QUESTIONAIRE

Choose from among these options.

1. Go to Marie’s house and study Home Economics
2. Go to Marie’s house and study Geography
3. Go to Marie’s house and study English Literature
4. Go to Marie’s house and study English
5. Go to Marie’s house and study Chinese
6. Go to Marie’s house and study Science
7. Go to Marie’s house and study Mathematics
8. Go to Marie’s house and study History
9. Go to Marie’s house and rest
10. Go to Marie’s house and talk to her aunty
11. Go to Marie’s house and count the number of bedrooms she has
12. Go to Marie’s house and ask if she has tissue paper
13. Go to Marie’s house and decide what to do
14. Go to Marie’s house and run around in the garden
15. Go to Marie’s house and play A,E,I,O,U
16. Go to Marie’s house and take pictures of her neighbour
17. Go to Lijuan’s house and clean the goldfish tank
18. Go to Lijuan’s house and feed the goldfish
19. Go to Lijuan’s house and clean the goldfish’s shit
20. Go to Lijuan’s house and tution her sister in Indian Dance
21. Go to Lijuan’s house and ransack her house for Maxim/FHM magazines
22. Go to Lijuan’s house and take a bus ride around Singapore (so fascinating. Nicole loves it. It reminds her of how she used to play catching in the kampong)
23. Go to Lijuan’s house and read newspapers
24. Go to Lijuan’s house and play tictactoe
25. Go to Lijuan’s house and smile at her
26. Go to Lijuan’s house and try her
27. Play five stones
28. Play hamtam bola
29. Play cantek
30. Play top game
31. Play marbles
32. Play catching spiders
33. Go watch videos on Youtube of Cock fighting
34. Go watch videos on Youtube on the history of Singapore
35. Go watch videos on Youtube of George Bush
36. Run around Singapore to find Mrs Bala
37. Run around Singapore and recycle plastic bags
38. Run around Singapore and pick up litter
39. Research on why Mrs Bala has flat feet
40. Stalk Mrs Bala
41. Stalk Ms Mohana
42. Stalk Chan Wei Meng
43. Stalk Alex Teoh
44. Stalk Choo
45. Stalk Su-baby
46. Stalk Clement Tan
47. Stalk Alan Ho (Highly recommended by Nicole)
48. Stalk Mr Adrian
49. Stalk Ms Rozanna
50. Watch Mocca advertisement over and over again
51. Visit http://www.dateathailandman.com
52. Have a debate over whether Wentworth Miller is gay
53. Moan over the coronation of Prince Charles
54. Hold a mini-wake for Lijuan’s dead goldfish
55. Observe the clouds for 4D numbers
56. Play on http://www.lovecalculator.com
57. Count how many eyes a jellyfish has
58. Count how many strands of hair Lijuan dropped last night
59. Measure how big the lizard’s ileum is
60. State the chemical properties of Potassium
61. Write a balanced chemical equation for the reaction bewteen Sodium Hydroxide and Hydrocholric Acid
62. Just let the love spark
63. Decide which is the cheapest pasar malam to go to
64. Talk about the dirty toilets in China
65. Educate Lijuan on pelicans
66. Tuition Vanessa Neubronner in Maths
67. Explore the history of hats
68. Analyze the critical situation between David Cook and David Archuleta
69. Place bets on who will be the next American Idol
70. Watch football
71. Watch Pokemon Season 10 (the latest one worhzxzxz)
72. Call Cabrini up and ask her for advice
73. Ring up Jolyne and hear her lame jokes
74. See who can cut the smallest piece of paper from an A4 size of paper
75. See who can cut out Alan Ho’s figure from an A4 size paper (though some may have an unfair advantage due to many hours of scrutinizing)
76. Compare colour of FBTS
77. Go find from the internet what 100 roses signify
78. Visit Seth Tan’s baby
79. Coo over Seth Tan’s blog and nice house
80. Take Nicole Chan’s piggy bank and count how many coins there are
81. Ransack Nicole Yue’s wardrobe and create 100 new looks
82. Seek enlightenment on Moira’s theory of big boobs
83. Go to Fei Yu Qing’s concert
84. Hold a concert where Nicole Chan sings “Peace Be With You”, Lin LiJuan is the angel and Marie is the grass
85. Webcam Neubronner with the supermodel theme
86. Webcam Nicole Scherzinger with supermodel theme as background for webcam
87. Buy a Neubronner a stuffed pokemon
88. Memorize 101 pickup lines
89. Attempt to scotch tape water (though Nicole Chan will have unfair advantage as she practices this everyday)
90. Challenge Peter Tay sculpting a plastic bowl
91. Adopt pets from SPCA
92. Time how fast light travels until we succeed
93. See who can punch the most number of holes on an A4 size paper
94. Compete to see who can draw the longest line
95. Teach Mrs Bala Chinese dance
96. Attempt to correct Mrs Bala’s Indian Dance moves
97. Tell Ms Susan Lim that we want to celebrate her birthday with her
98. Do cross-country across the diagonal of Singapore
99. Swim to Johor and smuggle DVDs to Singapore
100. Go out for movie during enrichment week
101. SURPRISE

Reflections:

-What we did well?
Letting our creatice juices flow and coming up with abundant ways to entertain ourselves on this opulent occasion.

-Difficulties we faced?
We were mentally worn out as it was almost 10pm at night and we were still slogging out guts out to finish this proposal.

-What we can improve on in the future?
Time management. We will try to have better time management.

BIBLIOGRAPHY


- SHAKESPEARE
- THE BRAIN
- HAEMOGLOBIN (FOR PROVIDING OXYGEN TO THE BRAIN)
- AND THANKS MANY MANY TO….
THE TRANSPORT SYSTEM

:D

DONE BY:

NICOLE CHAN JING WEN(22) SEC 2 GRACE
MARIE TAN PEI EN (33) SEC 2 JUSTICE
AND
LIN LI JUAN(20) SEC 2 GRACE (stupid parasite.)